Daybreaker does not exist. Or at the least, Daybreaker shouldn't exist. She's just a nightmare, a concern, a personal fear. She isn't actually real.

Only until she is, at which point she becomes something of an issue for everyone.

Fortunately (for everyone who isn't Daybreaker) she just-so happens to wind up in the one spot on the planet where the only person she can bother is the only person who doesn't mind all that much. Even the death threats get treated as jokes.

It's intolerable.

A person truly dies the moment they are forgotten.

That is their real funeral.

Have you ever seen it? A real funeral

I am a Chinese author, and English is not my mother tongue. I used a translator. If you find any problems, please let me know.

Credit for the artwork goes to AssassinMonkey.

Wallflower Blush tries running her woes through reddit.

It goes about as well as you'd expect.

Sweetie Belle has tried many, many hobbies, and abandoned all of them. Now she wants to try her hoof at fencing.

Unfortunately, fencing is a hobby for rich fillies like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

Fortunately, there's a pony willing to train her to beat them.

Unfortunately, that pony is Prince Blueblood.

The title pretty much says it. Pinkie. Twilight. Bite. You get the gist.

Listen, if you don't know what's going to be in the story after reading the title, and you still don't know after reading the short description, I don't know what the long description is going to do for you. The story has already been described in plain and straightforward fashion. I wouldn't lie to you, would I?

Written for the Thousand Word Contest IV, category Comedy ( Silver Medal! ).

Excellent cover art by lossart.
Thanks to Compass the Pegasus and Silk Rose for pre-reading and feedback.

Derpy Hooves tries to make some positive changes at her new job. Her new job decides she needs to die.

A spiritual nod to Admiral Biscuit. Idea by birb

This story is a sequel to Hidden techniques

Rob and Batenberg are (and have been for a while) friends, but a talk with a different friend and a trip to the cinema may see this set of circumstances change.

Twilight's ascension to alicornhood came with many new trials and tribulations. From her new duties as a princess, to learning to fly under her own new two wings, everything has been a new and exciting experience. However, what she didn't even know, was that wings tend to have more uses then just flying.

They also happen to be an integral part of pegasus body language. Surely she hasn't made any accidental faux passes or misunderstood any gestures from the local pegasi in town... right?

Coverart by: Underpable on Twitter

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This story is a sequel to The Cadenza Prophecies

When does playing a role start to bleed over into who a pony truly is? Because Twilight's alter egos are performatively lawless, ruthless, and violent, this is not just an academic question for her. Complicating the issue is the fact that Captain Blackmane and the Dark Queen of Twilight Town are universally feared by tyrants and evildoers the world over, and that means that Twilight has become the target of innumerable deadly plots.

The whole situation is becoming slightly inconvenient for her.

Book 5 of the Alicorn Adventure series.
Sequel to The Cadenza Prophecies and prequel to The Skyla Pseudonym

Starlight and Spike, alone among many.

(Contrary to the cover art, this takes place between season 5 and 6)

Written for the Pony Poetry Contest!

Inspired partially by RunicTreetops' One Path