Some weird fanfiction author (yours truly, unfortunately) that doesn't even like ponies wakes up as Princess of his own kingdom. How did this even happen to me--I mean him?

(I'll take suggestions for how you want me to suffer this pastel nightmare write this story. Also, Crossover tag for just in case)

Arnold Strife (Arn to friends and Family) gets pulled into a whole new world where creatures he never saw in his life have to work with him to protect it. But why is Jenova attacking Equestia? Why did Celestia Summon Zack and Aerith for help? And why am I asking you these questions? I'm the one writing this story ain't I?

Hello all of you I am maki saki (true hope, blossom of hope in Japanese) and this is how I died and get to the wonderful world of MLP:FIM and had a nice fun life

Hey maki, need my help at all?

No I don't need your help redy and please don't try and kill everything or make me kill at all.

Hey redy how are you and maki I will make sure redy is in check.

Thanks Cho (butterfly in Japanese) and I think we or I should explain what the fuck is going on Cho and redy are voices in my head that like to talk to or with me.

Yeah and I am the more resolved of all of us, redy is the more death happy one and maki is the mix of both me and redy

ok I think that is good, we really need to start the story

yeah we should let it begin

yep and watch the death count go up and up *laughs insanely*

{wronging there well be a lot of blood and gore in some if not all the chapters and if you don't like that then found some other story to read and I hope you enjoy reading this story}

This story is a sequel to Equine Impact: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind

Thanks to your efforts, Hiersindwir's elemental flow has returned to normal. It's time to report back to Night Glider.

Returning to Hiersindwir, you encountered a clash between Night Glider and the Ya Burv Durnyy. Afterward, you showed Night Glider the dragon tear that you found in the forest, and at her request, once again joined the investigation into Sturmterror Dvalin.

As you were heading out to investigate, you happened upon the mysterious girl that you saw talking to the dragon.

The mysterious fellow claimed to be a bard named Rainbow Dash, but left on his own accord before you could get her to explain her relationship with the dragon. You follow her to the giant tree at Windrise.

Stopped at last, Rainbow Dash explained that she had tried and failed to cleanse Dvalin's curse during their previous meeting. Now, she has been forced to rely on the HHoly Lyre of the Sky's power if she is to restore Dvalin.

Rainbow Dash's plan to sweet talk his way into getting the Holy Lyre back backfires. She's come up with a new plan, but seems she'll need your help for it to work.

Rainbow Dash's plan to steal the Holy Lyre went off without a hitch. Well, almost — when the Lyre was almost in your hands, a stranger stole it from under your noses. Your movements alerted the guards, forcing you to flee the Cathedral.

In your haste fleeing the confusion you found yourself in Fire Streak's tavern, where — to your surprise — he decided to help hide you. Fire Streak agrees to meet back at the tavern after nightfall with his "contacts" — who could they be?

The person Fire Streak called in turned out to be Night Glider from the Knights of Günstig. After some discussions, it is discovered that it was the Ya Burv Durnyy who stole the Heilige Leier des Himmels. You must retrieve it to rescue Dvalin.

After a fierce battle, you managed to seize the Heilige Leier des Himmels back from the hands of the Ya Burv Durnyy. For some reason, Rainbow Dash seems to express a great nostalgia for the Lyre...

The Holy Lyre is in poor condition, but you manage to restore some of its Anemo power by using Dvalin's tears. To restore its full power, you will need to look for more tears.

Dvalin's footprints are all over Hiersindwir, and one of his tears fell upon a ruin deep within the forest.

The corrupted dragon tear has even attracted storm creatures. You must get it back from them.

After completing the retrieval of the tears, you meet up with the rest of the group.

Dvalin's tears restored the Holy Lyre back to its full power. Now, you are finally ready to purify Stormterror.

1,651 miles. Five states. One rambunctious filly.

The nice thing about traveling with Petunia Paleo is that it's easy to find activities we both enjoy. For example, the dinosaur exhibit at the Milwaukee Public Museum.

I think she'll like the Greenfield park memorializing NASCAR champion Alan Kulwicki. It's a trip down memory lane for me, and the perfect place to let my earth pony passenger get the 'I've been cooped up in a car and then a hotel for days' out of her system. Especially since we still have over eight hundred miles to drive before we get home.

This story dedicated to Alan Dennis Kulwicki, December 14, 1954 – April 1, 1993.

Pre-read & edited by Admiral Biscuit & Wanderer D

This story is a sequel to Vehicle...Allegedly

Tradition dictates that Pennsylvania towns ring in the new year by dropping things. Harrisburg has a strawberry, Lebanon drops a 100-pound bologna, Dillsburg drops a pickle, Cornwall has a cannonball, Mechanicsburg drops a wrench, while York and Lancaster drop roses (white and red, respectively).

Buck Motorsports Park is dropping a truck after a demolition derby and fireworks extravaganza? Okay, you’ve got my attention…

This story is a sequel to Car Wash

Coconut Cream started working a new job in Philadelphia at Gustave Le Grande's Filly Cheesesteaks, and I just 'volunteered' to drive Toola Roola to Philadelphia to see her best friend. Me and my big mouth.

At least I like cheesesteaks...

A sequel to Car Wash, though this is a stand-alone and it's not necessary to read that story first to enjoy this one.

Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers

Additional tags: Gustave Le Grande, Tag-A-Long, Rainbow Harmony, Spur, & Tornado Bolt

Pre-read/edited by Admiral Biscuit

When I heard ponies had opened a car wash, I had to stop in and investigate. Under normal circumstances, nobody washes my Mustang but me. Considering these abnormal circumstances, is it time to make an exception?

Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers

Additional tags: Surprise, Kimono, Bifröst

This story is a sequel to Car Wash

Few words in the English language are as terrifying as 'You're a car guy, right?' Minty's Mustang II is on the fritz and she wants an 'expert' opinion. If she wanted that, she really should've called an expert. Instead, she's stuck with me.

Special thanks to Admiral Biscuit for pre-reading!

This story is a sequel to Car Wash

When I caught a contagious disease and had to quarantine for a week, I thought I'd get seven days of peace & quiet. But it turns out that ponies are immune to human diseases and love to help...

While this story is a sequel to Car Wash it isn't necessary to read that story first.

Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request/not-a-contest for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers

Pre-read & edited by: Admiral Biscuit