Seth DeMeats (based off of yours truly) is out on Canterlot City one night. VP Luna is out on Canterlot City one night. They see each other, and a sibling bond forms.

I tried to write it in 3^RD Person, so give me a break. I beg of you.

Also, the "Getting bullied because of being a commie" and the like is kind of a reflection of the bullies I had to put up with before I graduated, because I would write in a Russian-like alphabet if I couldn't jot something down in a document on my laptop.

Author's Note:
According to the rules, posting the same story twice is okay if the two versions have different ratings.

This is a story about Super Trampoline bugging Twilight and receiving sage advice from Pinkie Pie, and pondering his own mental state. It's not particularly good or interesting. I wrote it in about an hour, just to get through some writer's block.

Hi, I'm Benjamin Amadeus Melody, and I'm a 15 year old boy with a smart attitude. I've been attending CHS for just a year now. I'm still a freshman, but at least I only got 3 weeks left until the last day of school, in which I'm gonna be a sophomore. Anyways, here's the important stuff. 6 months ago, I signed up for the CHS Annual Singing Competition, and I thought I was gonna suck during my audition, but not really. They knew I have an amazing voice, so it looks like I move on to the competition. During those 6 months, I moved on to the quarter-finals and the semi-finals. Now, I made it to the finale, where it just me and Flash Sentry (that jerk). How am I gonna win this finale to get the grand prize of $5,000? Well, see for yourself.

Hey guys, I am really sorry but the fourth chapter actually comes first, otherwise it won't make very much sense. If anyone knows how to change the order of the chapters please let me know in the comments. Thanks all!

As spring break is closing in on the planet Earth, Brian has to face the cold hard truth of reality and go back to school. But when Lyra Heartstrings suddenly appears out of nowhere (Well, more or less from Brian's closet), his spring break seemed like one of the most boring weeks he had ever had in his life.

All of the chapters are independent of each other. And are formatted as follows, This first paragraph details the story description.

Second paragraph states main characters.

Third paragraph states tags

All paragraphs following are a short story, most often open ended, that state the tone and style of possible story. I hope you like some! This entire thing is largely unedited.

J.E. has been graced with the presence of one of his friends of the Mane six during a camping trip.

Though enjoying the trip, he still battles a random case of flirty pricness and writer's bloc

[{inpsired by a recent Coastal Trip to the oregon coast}]

{rated T for language and breif descripted nudity}

When Nightmare Moon returns, she banishes Princess Celestia to Tartarus. With no princesses to protect Equestria, she rules with eternal night. It is up to Rocky and her friends to save the day. Will the Lunar Republic win, or the Rebellion?

This story is a sequel to ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the Princessesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too plus Flash Sentry! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures in Equestria! This will be tagged slice of life though because it's mostly slice of life except when it's not.

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!
Most of the time at least

Also, he's dating Applejack.

Cover art by me.

NOTE: The mods decided they had had enough of the chicanery, and unpublished this. I'm reuploading it a few chapters at a time, with all the meta and simply too-crackficky stuff cordoned off in little boxes.

Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.

Other Story Titles:
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When Twilight Sparkle finds a way to extend her teleport range, it turns out certain wizard wasn't the best at being polished. Now she wonders how we have survived seven thousand years hating each other.

Disclaimers:
•Sex tag is for some dialog.
•This story assumes that Equestria Girls never happened.
•Story tags may be added as the story progresses.