No Easter, no Thanksgiving and now no Christmas! That's madness! Those days are sacred for humans, even for those who lives in Equestria. No pony will stop this human from having his Christmas not even the princesses, or that is what he thought.

Berry Punch acted unusual this few weeks. She was screaming nonsense like "I am human!" and "This is not Earth!" One way or the other, she was brought upon a psychotherapy clinic for rehabilitation. Will she be able to convince her psychiatrist, or would she be forced to accept her pony self?

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One-shot / First Fanfic

World Comedy Day in Equestria is a time for goofing around like never before. Some prefer the hilarious sights afforded by slapstick, others like to resort to wordplay - but wherever there is civilisation in the kingdom of ponies, there is always somepony willing to have a jolly good laugh on this day. And maybe a few changelings and other creatures as well...

This is my 25th fanfic to be posted here, so to mark that event, I thought I'd do something different and go for a Monty Python-based short story collection. The stories here are almost all amalgams of multiple Python sketches, with three of them featuring what was originally going to be the sole inspiration for the story - not that anyone would necessarily expect it - know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge? Wink wink? Say no more? Either way, I hope you enjoy it...

Dinky the Discoverer gets it into her head that the world needs a scientific study of cuddling, embracing, snuggling, and all that good wholesome stuff that makes life truly worth living.

Unfortunately for Golden Harvest, who needs the time to prepare for an important festival, this isn't a joke. Fortunately for Derpy, this is a golden opportunity to prove she's not a joke.

With all the silly little conflicts going on, Golden Harvest can't offer much in the way of guidance, much as she'd like to. (Nor can Derpy, though for more conventional reasons). Still, Dinky's not a quitter. She will rise up and face the call of duty.

The trick, of course, is to hear it over all this shouting...

Inspired by, but not a contestant for, CategoricalGrant's CuddleFic Contest.

Please Note: This is a story in progress. The Science of Hugging is currently being written for National Pony Writing Month 2017. Final version may be very different.

Berry Punch is not only a bar tender, she's also a notorious drunk. She was having a bad day, so got drunk off her ass at noon, when the changelings attacked Canterlot. She was normally a nice drunk, but today was an exception. Seeing her bar trashed by changelings, she takes it upon herself to start a bar fight with the poor, stupid things. did I mention, she has never lost a drunken fight, and she's gotten drunk in the royal wine cellar before. The most Royal Guards to ever be in a hospital at once, aside from wars. Vinyl's also drunk, mad about the changelings breaking her stuff, and ready to fight because why not?

Berry Punch is depressed. Since when ? Why ? What even is depression ? Nopony know, nopony ever had such disease.

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This is the translation of a rewrite of a fiction I wrote some night in 2014. I used to write a lot back then in the French community, and wanted to write again fro weeks, but this time in English.

Thanks to Bad Pacing for proofreading.

Berry Punch has heard it all and often been laughed at for being Ponyville's town drunk. After stumbling upon her sister comforting her daughter, she realises that Ruby is growing up and deserves to know about her past life. She just hopes the past doesn't come back to haunt her. Set around the middle of season 3

This story is a sequel to Probably the First Time That Had Happened

Goldengrape and the gang are back! Berry Punch, still an intern, stumbles back into Goldengrape's office building. Noteworthy gets hit on the head. Goldengrape and Blossomforth instigate a pillow fight. Hilarity is, needless to say, all over the place.

After asking Rainbow Dash on a night out, Gilda is seeking for redemption and forgiveness after the ways she has acted to her. Rated T for mild language, alcohol/drug use.

EDIT: Story has been rewritten a bit to extend the length and fix all grammer errors.
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Takes place in a humanoid Equestria and after the events of The Lost Kingdom of Griffonstone.

Two species, human and pony, have been at war for centuries. Only nine from each side remains, fighting over what little land of Equestria remains, fighting over who is truly the dominant species. Two species have been at war for centuries... and none of them can die. (TF2 and MLP;FiM crossover)