A guy from the city of Boise, Idaho, was born from a pony after a particularly uneventful death after following a particularly uneventful life. The almighty powers above has granted him one task and one task only. The only thing is, he does not know that. The task? Rescue Equestria from its rut of stagnation it has found itself in for the past 500 years after the invention of the train. We will follow his journey that he does not know he is partaking in and watch as he stumbles around aimlessly until he succeeds.
Rated teen for excessive swearing and improvised firearms possibly lobbing peoples heads off.
Please take any complaints and stick them back up your ass because I honestly could not care less about that and if you do complain, it will be fruitless because I will just ignore them.
Please take any constructive criticism and comment about them because I feel like I will need it. Thank you.
This is set in a universe where Button Mash and Lyra don't exist in the show, and where they are born 20 years before canon.