First live show in San Francisco, and it's Swans of all bands! Tonight's the night, I'm hype as fuck

Looking forward to seeing them before Michael Gira ascends to the next plane of existence (or whatever it is he'll do instead of die)

Gonna be transcendental my friends

massive gains

from all the muscle flexin'

Intro. Okay everyone, so today while in lunch a friend asks me about swans of all things (being that she knows that I adore my animal facts). So I tell her some basic information about swans: life span in the wild, diet, mating rituals, proper gender titles (Fun fact: Male Swans are called cobs and Female Swans are called pens. Baby Swans are cygnets), and standard species info. The thing I wasn't expecting her

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I’m historically bad at linking addendums to my stories, so here:

For the Star Swan is a story about Princess Celestia in the universe of Cypress Zero.

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Morning Everyone

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Hello!

I know I've been gone a short while, about a week.

But I had tons to do so I just decided to take the week off from online and enjoy the experiences that life can bring forth.

But what I really want to chat about is my trip down to the lake! ~ Squee!!

Yep, I took a trip out there with my newest friend and her friends.

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Hello again, mes amis!

I have stolen your author away for a time, so he could write me some things about myself and ma petite princesse.

He is having these things read by other people, to make sure he has not made mistakes, and that they are fun to read.

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Nova Quill/Firimil Posted a couple images that were inspired by scenes I wrote. First one is Pinkie riding Celestia (no, not that way)

The second one I can't show you, because, well, Fancy is riding Luna. (Yes, in fact, it's exactly what you think.)

Feel free to seek it out if you're interested. 1710827

I just wanted to share this with my readers, because it's adorable.

This image was done by Nova Quill/Firimil It was inspired by my take on Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis in both Green and the mature story A Swan Amongst The Ducklings.

I will now return to my dark cave in which I make ponies kiss.

I've been having humidity problems with my hair, so I allowed my sister to style and shorten my hair a bit this morning.

I think it turned out pretty nice, though it was crazy seeing my poor hair being clipped.

New length for the summer!!

She also wants to touch up my color now, oi give your sister an inch and she'll take a mile!!

Lol, maybe I might....

Also behold the better quality of my newish camera!

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If you haven't seen this weekend's MLP episode and don't want to be spoiled, beware!

Tale Weaver pointed out something rather amusing this morning. Hasbro has this stupid toy swan boat they've been shoving down our throats in endless commercials, right? We were looking for it and, big surprise, they only show it the actual episode for a FEW SECONDS.

And worse, Pinkie WASN'T IN IT!

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I know there's going to be a point at work where after quick pace manual labor I'll just be sitting around for a bit waiting.

Wonder how hard it would be to write a Cardboard Box chapter on a phone?

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I am going to to be working on an MLP fanfic of "The Swan Princess." It will be the same name and I'm in need of a really cool cover art for it.

Here are the characters:
Princess Odette ~ Princess Cadence
Prince Dereck ~ Shining Armor
Queen Ulberta (Dereck's Mother) ~ Princess Celestia
King William (Odette's Father) ~ (Good) King Sombra

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Before we begin, let me just take this opportunity to thank the six people currently supporting me on Patreon, and the one individual who chose to donate via PayPal instead. You guys are all awesome. If you intend to claim a reward (Patreon's not giving me any info on that, or I just don't know how to access it), shoot me a PM and we'll get that set up.

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Apologies for my laxity in posting this week; I spent a great deal of time twisting myself in knots over what to work on next, and thus ended up not accomplishing much of anything until yesterday, when I simply decided to go ahead with whatever struck me next.

Consequently, I polished up and published a writeoff story:

As He Lay Dying
by Titanium Dragon

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Hi everyone!

I see folks usually do a small con recap blogpost thingy, so I'm doing one BECAUSE I'M A LOSER WHO WANTS TO BE COOL TOO IDK

Thing is, I won't do my con recap until a few days later. This one is mostly because I'm a loser and I want to share with you guys one of the most important things I've ever gotten, courtesy of the amazing Swansong.

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