My friends and Mother have expressed surprise at the volume of writing I've been doing without being paid. My current rate over the last 80 days is 2 1/2 novels per year.

An author wants to be paid. Words completed equal money. It allow us to make a living doing something we love.

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IN WHICH DEATH
A little less than 24 hours ago, I got word from my office manager that my late dad's beloved dog had passed suddenly. Here's a sad song.

Golden Retriever. 5 years old. Probably a snake-bite. RIP, my buddy.

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So, all my work is pretty much on hold until my creativity comes back. On top of that, I'm moving into a new place, so I will have next to no time to work on anything at all storywise.

I apologize, but I REALLY need to move to the new place. Like, it bad here. Unhealthy bad. My shower 'drains' at a rate of 1" of water every 5 hours.

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All day they cooked, the baker-ponies in their field-ovens,
But the hooves gripping their ladles were covered in batter
And the hollow pits of the eye stared, vacant and starved,
Where luna's moonlight shone.

The hair-nets lay like blots on their thin manes,
The toque blanche splattered with powdered sugar and spice,
But they mixed the batter in the nests beneath the hill
As they had of old.

And the ovens glowed, and the mixing-machines, but there was no sound,

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It is difficult to shop for pony-themed socks because this:

No, Google. I want to purchase actual human socks with poni themes on them.

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Too many people know already, so it's pointless trying to keep them separate. It's really difficult for me, anyway.

I have three other accounts on here.

The first two are A Follower and June. The third one is my favorite, and I've only ever told one person that it's me. I plan to keep it that way, even though it's hard for me.

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In regards to the stories The Monster of Canterlot and A Monsterous Family Reunion

I want so badly to like this story, and its predecessor, really I do

But I can only read about celestia's super-powered half-alicorn son doing really irresponsible stuff and constantly just getting away with it because he such a nice guy for so long

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...to know that Teacup Poodles exist in MLP canon.

Thanks Trixie. I guess you might NOT be worst pony.
-Fuzz

So I finally finished the rough draft of Chapter 4 of Ballad of the Dawn. Honestly, it was a hard chapter to get through because, A) I needed to get someplace in the story in that chapter and B) there's a lot of character introductions to pad out their arrival to the story destination. It took me almost all month to finish the dang thing, and I'm finally where I want to be.

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I am sick.

Like this, except actually.

I have been unable to do anything over the past week because of this illness. It's just a chest cold, but holy bucking road apples.

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It's like Facebook all over again.

Hi All,

If anyone is interested, I found a Macro that produces a list of all the words used in a document and the number of times it is used.

Very useful for finding crutch words and phrases which are overused

For example the list for Why Sassy Saddles is below.
Some interesting words to note:

• There are 5978 unique words.
• 'Pussy' is said 102 times.
• 'Felt' is said 233 times.
• 'Sensitive' is said 62 times.

Word Frequency:

3256 the

2727 her

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If schools are telling their students not to watch 13 Reasons Why, then why are they making them read Romeo and Juliet and make a book report about it? Doesn't it romanticize suicide as well?

Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

dont talk to me about infinity war

i friggin cried

A:SKJDFHG:OSDKLHGUIQ:BEFDJLVHSDBFLIADSG<N>KJFSG<MLSKDHFM KJVN> DHFNSD>KHFNUK>SDJHGNJSCB VKJ>DVX >JBSD KV>JBFSLV

im perfectly fine

So I just finished watching the last episode of FIM however I went searching for information on G5 and I found a blog that a journalist has written and i read that the final brony con will be this year ever and that the Story boarders, Animators and Artists have all but abandoned the show becoming bored of the series and so if they make a gen 5 the same story is unlikely going to gain momentum so in a way the fandom is dying out, so we should pay our respects to our favorite pass time finally

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A bunch of 'furry' themed anime came out in the past year, apparently jumping on to the popularity of the manga "Beastars" and it's first season of anime. As with most quickly-made copycats, the non-Beastars were lackluster.

One, however, garnered enough interest to draw fans in.. and then quickly disappoint most of them. It did at least inspire me to do.... this.

Producer Guy: So, you have a fetish for me?

Writer Guy: A wha-

Producer Guy: An anime! That's what I meant.

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Seeing as I'm unable to continue writing fanfiction for this site - not necessarily from lack of want, but because I haven't proven to be a very good author on this site, and readers always seem to want to read something else - I might as well work on something else. Sorry to those of you who wanted to see the continuation of Hawkeye Delicious and Terminus, the creation of Markiplier Saves Equestria, and other stupid cringeworthy ideas I had for stories; it looks like those

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Okay, I know it's pretty early for another blog post but I am dreadfully curious on something... Why did anyone like The Guardian!? Just re-reading through it made me hate my own writing, it was subpar at best! I don't expect an answer or anyone to respond, but I am just so confused! The writing is sloppy and has so many errors! The story is so fast paced I felt like I was getting whiplash from the relationship progression of the characters. Is there an opposite to tooting

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COMING TONIGHT...

THE TWIN REBOOTS:

• Lab Horse: Redux
• Wielder of the Orb: Third Time's the Charm