JINGLEMAS IS BACK, dudes.

Follow the link, sign up, get prepped and get hype for more holiday shenanigans. This year it's being run by someone far more competent than I am, which means shit's gonna be bigger and better than ever before.

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👏 stop 👏 recommending 👏 me 👏 chariakko 👏 art 👏
👏 I 👏 do 👏 not 👏 like 👏 or 👏 support 👏 that 👏 kind 👏 of 👏 thing 👏

I think I've mentioned in a recent blog that I've been working on a revision for Favorable Alignment, because I found some things (a short list of things, but still) that weren't up to par and really looked like they were in need of just... a once-over, of sorts. That story is by far my favorite of all my works, and I would like it to reflect that. Hence the revisions, when I have the time for them (and cramming in updates for Enemy of Mine because that is a thing, also). So far,

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A friend of mine hit me up today and between flexing on me with how well he eats on twelve euros a month and further reminding me I live in a dystopian hellscape, he asked me to share this around if I could:

Pin Guardians: Drinks and Sweets

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Write-a-thon is over because I'm super tired now, but I might try this again tomorrow for a bit longer so more people can join in 0: Tomorrow fill in the last prompts I got before closing the event :3

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[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

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Okay, so this is a thing that I figured I'd do because why not. I'm not a reviewer, but I'm a reader and a writer, so I thought I'd give a try and write a commentary/review on a story when I'm not working on my own. Because reasons. Because I can.

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Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.

_{Brace yourselves...}

10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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So I've got like 2 big WIP's, a few small oneshot WIP's, a Christmas special for one of the big WIP's, etc... so guess what I'm currently writing?

A stupid thing I came up with because I thought of a silly title and I wanted to use it.

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ARTZ

moar artz (pencilz tho)

Something I drew May/June ish earlier this year

Redraw of it from last night

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and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

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Hi everyone!

Just a quick announcement that, due to external circumstances such as a crippling writer's block regarding this story, I realized that I needed a fresh start with EL.

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So here's a thing.

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hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

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... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

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If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me. 

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Before I get to my point, gonna take a quick sec to PROMO THIS GOOD STORY from my dear friend Ebon. It's a mystery/horror story set in EQG, and a lot of hard work went into it.

Anyway, I realized the other day that I haven't actually written a fun/fluffy canon universe oneshot in forever, so if y'all have any prompts to throw my way, that would be swell.

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