I hope you enjoy the first chapter of the new story!

The last chapter of "When Life Gives you Snow..." has been released! I hope you enjoy the story. I won't take so long to finish a chapter next time I swear...

"Looks at Spring Surprises"

Oh, horseapples!

EWhen Life Gives You Snow...

• Equestria Girls
• Slice of Life

Cold and mighty ill, the Dazzlings faint against the wrath of a blizzard, only to wake up in the hands of people they would have happily avoided like the plague.

• Alt. Universe
• Apple Bloom
• Scootaloo
• Sweetie Belle
• Dazzlings
• Sci-Twi

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Oh, hey everyone. It's been a while since I've posted one of these updates. Hope you don't mind the wait.

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Okay, Spike needs to fuck RIGHT off.

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If I was on a train or public transportation, I wouldn't mind so much.

But when you're driving, it takes a lot more out of you and you can't do much more than just focus on the road or listen to music/podcasts or think.

I like to think. It's nice to have some quiet time.

However, I'm tired when I get home, and after doing the daily household stuff and preparing for tomorrow, I don't have a lot of time or energy for anything else.

I can't wait to move.

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OPENED UP . . . oh, roll film!

Episode One - Celestial Advice
"Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia."

Episode Two - Bottled Up
"While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map."

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IN WHICH DUMB IDEAS CAN YIELD GOOD
So, one of my readers randomly commented on my user-page, suggesting a story about spiders. Naturally, I responded by posting the live cut of They Might Be Giants song "Spider". I felt it was appropriate.

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when your bro is like "oh I was watching this video in school and part of it was really shocking and I can't believe they put it in a video" and because he had been trying to meme speak earlier I assumed it was meme stuff

It was a video about choosing credit score and stuff

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Soon, my pretties, very soon.

First you'll be like:

Then like:

And then:

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I'd just about given up for a good year now. Didn't really have anything else to say about ponies with all the game-changing stuff happening in the world. Thought about just cancelling all my stories and leaving the task of writing to the many far, far more popular writers on the site. It was boring, sure. I was giving up like a complete failure, true. But as Western civilization declines around me, it's tempting, very tempting, to just follow the example of the rest of Europe and North

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1. Book tickets ✔
2. Get food and snacks for the train ✔
3. Do a little wardrobe touch-up X
4. Read a couple fics before getting onto the train (In Progress)
5. Make a list of fics to read on the train (In Progress)
6. Shake off ring-rust in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate so I can crush noobs with Ganondorf as is proper (In Progress)
7. Make shopping list of books I will totally trip you to buy ✔

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But even thought I haven't watched the new ep yet, I've been told about it, and, well.

I'm really not implying anything?

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So, I made it. Thanks guys for being supportive. So, I'm making my own practice beat, and as soon as SoundCloud finishes downloading (yes, I'm on a shiny new tablet, thanks dad! ), I'll link it to you guys. In the meantime, ask your friendly neighborhood Martian whatever your heart desires.

Hey, everybrony, pegasus-sister, and cool creature in between! I've got me some explaining to do and it's better that I warn you about how things are gonna work now than later.

Firstly, some context:

Friendship is Worth It is an alt-universe series that chronicles the tales of Equestria GIrls' Humane 7 as they face new situations that will test them and the friendship that binds them together like never before.

Regarding the Alt-Universe Tag:

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In the ending of the first chapter, I made a small mistake in terms of Lowly's character. I had written down that she runs out of her room looking for a stallion to have intercourse with. This was something that didn't really occur to me at the time, but because of Lowly's meek side(thanks to Lord Armor) she would never go out of her way to look for sex. She is a submissive maid that follows orders, not give them or try to force herself onto anyone. Oops!

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100 stories!

Wow. This really such an incredible feeling. One hundred tales for me to tell, and plenty more who enjoyed them.

Thank you guys. It's such an honor to post my work for you all to read, and it means so much to me when you tell me you enjoy it. It really makes all my efforts feel worth it. By no means has this journey been an easy one, but if I hadn't taken it, I wouldn't have met some of my best friends.

I have a long list of thank you's to make.

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Hey folks! It's been a while since I last did this and a certain Winter-inspired tale got finished not too long ago, so now is a good time that I give you all an update on what's going on with the Friendship is Worth It series!

EWhen Life Gives You Snow...

• Equestria Girls
• Slice of Life

Cold and mighty ill, the Dazzlings faint against the wrath of a blizzard, only to wake up in the hands of people they would have happily avoided like the plague.

• Alt. Universe
• Apple Bloom
• Scootaloo
• Sweetie Belle
• Dazzlings
• Sci-Twi

TheGJ90 · 29k words  ·  32  0 · 975 views

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