Synopsis' for the first two episodes of season 7 (Just the summaries, so there's no spoilers)

Episode One - Celestial Advice
"Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia."

Episode Two - Bottled Up
"While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map."

Episode Three - Curse of the Cloppers
"Princess Celestia and Princess Luna suddenly go mad, and soon all of Equestria is turned into a massive orgy grounds where ponies are forced into explicit sexual activities that are decided by perverted demonic separate reality-jumping fanfiction writers."

Oh, and I feel I should inform you all that in the sneak peek for Season 7, King Thorax actually says 'GOURD fest', and not 'gore fest', implying maybe some sort of culinary tradition...among...changeling, wait a minute what? They eat food now, or do they chuck pumpkins at each other or something? Anyway, hope this builds hype for you MLP lovers out there.

EDIT - New information; the first two episodes are indeed real episodes for Season 7, and the third episode was just made up by UniqueSKD in some weird attempt to make you laugh using meta-humor. But imagine if they really did such a thing as that, right?

Comments

[Insidiaphilia]

I giggled at the third one knowing it was fake before you explained it.

[Stellar_]

Can't wait for the third one to come out.
Although, I only watch them like four months after they come out because I don't have TV and have to watch them on Netflix XD