One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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So, thanks to things happening rapidly all at once I went from needing to make one blog post to probably wanting to make three, so I had a brilliant idea-

Combine all the topics which will be of wildly different levels of interest to different people into one confusing mess!

Part 1: Intricate Disguise and There's Really No Way To Be Funny About This

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Best Ending ever. I even got to keep the alicorn forme!

What I Saw At The Store

A few months ago I saw a man in his mid forties pick his nose and wipe is boogers 'discreetly' on the dress of a middle-aged women in front of him.

The woman didn't notice at all. Which means that later she is going to find a very gooey surprise on her dress.

He must have had lots of practice. Which is disturbing to think about.

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Dealing with Jealousy and Broken Friendships

Jealousy can be a tough thing to deal with. You want to believe that as someone who tries to do the right thing or generally be a good person that jealously can't effect you. But the reality is that it is something that everyone has experienced in one form or another in their lives. It it is a natural human emotion and it is okay to feel jealous about a situation, just as long as you also work to resolve the issue at the same time.

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Last week, I did a speech for Texas Public Radio's Worth Repeating about how I became a Brony. In the speech, I explain how My Little Pony helped me overcome my depression and how my connection to Spike made me a writer. To my amazement, it's become very popular. Apparently, it has three times the hits of Worth Repeating's most popular post! Even the fandom found it, and they posted a direct link to it on Equestria Daily! What pleases me most of all is the number of comments welcoming me into

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I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver

Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')

Don't judge me. <_<

I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!

I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.

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Hanging Out With Real Life Vampires, Werewolves, and Magic Users (Lifestyle)

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As I've come to learn via my Discord server, something bizarre has happened. In fact, it is so bizarre that the only thing that could make it seem normal is if I remembered my other email password and actually bothered to check it, or browsed Equestria Daily, well, daily.

Because, my weird cult of followers, apparently, the revised (yes, it had a revision I forgot to blag about) of All That Lingers got its paranormal romance ass on Equestria Daily.

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Artist is Saveraedae.

Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?

I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.

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(copy-pasted writing by Calpain on EQD)

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I used to work at this pizza place while I was going through university. The bosses I originally had when I first started working there (I later found out) were married first cousins. As in the children of the aunt/ uncle on both sides getting married. I thought it was a little strange (I couldn't picture myself marrying any of my first cousins, or the children of my uncles or aunts) but they seemed happy so I didn't really question things.

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I Don't Miss Watching Television Or Watching The News

I've been television free for about ten years now. I found other ways to entertain myself such as reading books (I know shocking right?), watching stuff on YouTube, hanging out on various websites, and spending a lot of time outdoors.

But it seems like the more I try to give the middle finger to television programs and the news, they always manage to pop up somewhere else in my social media feeds and whatnot.

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Cat Litter Alternatives

I've been trying out some homemade cat litter alternatives since adopting a little stray cat named Boots. I will be testing out some ideas I found on the internet. I will let you know which one works best.

Here is a list of alternative cat litters I have found by looking on various websites and forums.

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Natural Tooth Healing

Note:

Always consult a doctor, healthcare practitioner, or dentist about which foods, vitamins, and dental routines are best for you. Never take anything that you have an allergic reaction to. There are always alternatives out there. Take everything in moderation. Never over brush or overdo any dental routine as it causes more problems than it solves.

Good Mouth Products to Buy:

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Notable Female Leaders: Queen Victoria and Queen Hatshepsut

There have been many influential and interesting female leaders throughout all eras of history. These leaders come from every country in the world and are certianly worth talking about. But we usually don't hear about these leaders in school textbooks as they are often left out of school history lessons.

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The last few several minutes of my day, a dramatization:

"Huh, I never expected my little Discord oneshot to do so well. Featured Box is cool enough, but this is the fifth day with it in there. People like their draconequus shenanigans, I guess. I'm curious about the analytics, though; I wonder if my TV Tropes page for the Eventide Verse is actually bringing in any fresh clicks..."

Click.

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It is time. Time to reveal what I hinted at in my review for "Growing Up is Hard to Do", the last Cutie Mark Crusaders episode.
My review for "The Big Mac Question" will come later, because first, I will talk about something far more important.

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I bet everyone of you has heard about the bad news we got in December. I am very late with this, but I want to share my thoughts about it here, talk about how the future will look for us in sight of this and what are the best things for us to do in this situation.
It is a long read, but an important one, so I ask you to please stick around and read until the end.

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