Queue the "we haven't done this in a while..."

Actually, I'm just getting a little tired of spamming blogs about Alicorn Switcheroo. Let's talk about stuff that isn't complete, but coming soon:

My Little Dynamite: Book Two(Priority: HIGH)

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They say it's better to burn out than it is to rust, but after a year of adapting to a 50 hour/week desk job and barely writing anything because of it, I say "Why not both?"

Do I still have fans on this site? I hope so, because I've got a new story out! It combines three of my passions: teenage dirtbags, mixed martial arts, and prescription stimulant misuse.

It's called Brawlers, read it here!

I've been on here for four years... I honestly cannot believe how much I've changed in that timeframe, I started off as just some angsty teenager, to a full blown adult... Wow...

I'm attempting to mash together VTM type junk and FiM.

Here, have a teaser image.

Oh and also I'm moving soon. Eugh.

I'm really sorry to do this, but the story will be on Hiatus for some time.
You might be disappointed and ask why.
Well, here are my answers.

1. I have my own life besides this. BTLG is huge (literally) and I rarely find the time to do it between my own stories and my life.

2. Finding ideas without TwiDash is a bit difficult, so the process before a chapter begins takes much longer.

3. Sad as it might sound, BTLG is NOT my priority here. I hope you can understand this.

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Um... Hi... It's been a while... Maybe we could... I don't know... go get coffee or something?

But, in all seriousness, who out there even still follows this account? I mean, seriously.

Anyway, I don't know if I'll be restarting any of my past works (I've been reading them again), but I want to start writing again.

Anyway, anyway; what's up with those that are still here?

Because my computer has died and I have no idea when I'll be able to get it fix, it pains me to say, but Hunters is on Indefinite hiatus.

I am deeply sorry about this and will try to rectify this as fast as I can.

I'll see you all later.

Send that to my girlfriend.

No really send that to my girlfriend.

Why.

Dude please be her porn picture friend.

Why do I have to send her this picture of Fluttershy?

Dude you and her would get along great! Just pretend you're trolling her and send her all the weird shit, she would LOVE it!

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My hiatus took a lot longer than I expected... I've been studying a lot, so in between calculus, genetics, chaos theory, my work on black holes, chemistry, electronics, computer security, IT work, and about 2 dozen other topics, I didn't have much time to write, or even check my account. I have now gone 2 years above my classes, though, so I'll have time to write, now. A new chapter will be released in less than a week, and then my hiatus will be officially over!

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Batty now has a few chapters with audio readings. Link here and on the short description. Let me know what you think.

As I thought about a few things today, I decided to institute a new policy.

From now on, I will only write Crossovers. Those seem to be what I am best at writing, and seeing as they are well received as to my other stories, I'll stick with writing them and them only.

A few things. One, one of my favorite writers on Fanfiction.net reviewed one of my newer stories there, and he liked it. Made me really proud that I wrote it.

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I'm pretty sure I wasn't the first one who thought about it, but I still have to share it. No title yet, but the reason I'm not writing this EVER is because <drum roll>

I don't write clop. This is the moment you can leave safely, anything below is your fault.

Setting: Equestria, between seasons 8 and 9, Ponyville, Twilight's Castle
Characters: Spike, Starlight, Chrysalis, bit of Twilight
Description:

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Welcome to another edition of me yelling random predictions about the show. This time it's about the villain from the season seven tie comic arc and who it might be. As a bonus, I'll make my points in a really pretentious way like I'm writing a thesis or something.

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Fuck you, fuck you, randome and kell are cool, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fack you. That's should be all 34 of my followers because kellogcookiekrisps is kell.

I fuckin' hate this country. It looks like Wisconsin (which I hate), everything sucks, and I'm not even going to get to see the Great American Eclipse. At least our tour ends on Friday. If I never see an Atropian or Donovian again it'll be too soon. And don't get me started on Gorgas!

All right. Here's something new. I'm short on cash and I need something that drives me to write more so I'm combining the two. I don't like padding, so I'll make this quick.

I am now accepting commissions. I will start small so I am not overwhelmed and so you can get a quality product in a timely manner.

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I'm just curious.

Okay,
So the family crisis isn't resolved, not by a long shot, but it's to a point where we can relax a bit.
I'll be taking my story off hiatus and start posting again. Hopefully I can get to a point where I can really get going in writing. I have a plan, I just need to remember the specifics. Fortunately I take copious notes as I write. Unfortunately those notes include abandoned ideas, alternative ideas that no longer work, general ideas, and parts that are much later in the story.

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