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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Apr
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2017

Life. · 6:51am Apr 5th, 2017

Send that to my girlfriend.

No really send that to my girlfriend.

Why.

Dude please be her porn picture friend.

Why do I have to send her this picture of Fluttershy?

Dude you and her would get along great! Just pretend you're trolling her and send her all the weird shit, she would LOVE it!

I rather not.

Why not? Why not? Why wouldn't you do that? You love weird shit, it's great.

Please.

It's your favorite!

30 minutes later.

You know I emulate the coolest thing I see in shit. I'm trying to get that Pinkie Pie powers, okay? I'm doing that hunch shit. Was I right? Look, just tell me what time you're waking up, I have to know. Are you thinking about whales? You're thinking about whales right now aren't you?!? Dude why are you doing this to me? You know I've had a long day. Do you have any idea how much information there is? A lot! You don't know. You wanna get jobs fighting terrorists or Americans cause it's the same thing. It'd be cool-

Comments ( 7 )

So is the orange text your Cray-Cray voice like Deadpool's or another beast entirely?

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Another human being.

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>she's unflapping
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

My heavens... that's... insanity. Just pure insanity.

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You're not wrong.

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