Shepherd is studying in the library. This isn't surprising. But what is surprising to Twilight is who he's studying with-Pinkie Pie!
Shepherd: "So, there is a similar mass extinction cycle in this planet's natural history?"
Pinkie: "Looks like! Maud's been doing research into it! And it's nice to meet another person who can understand what she's talking about!"
Two days after Twilight Sparkle ascended to Alicorn and she was crowned a princess, Shepherd found her... In the kitchen, bags under her eyes, looking miserable and alone. He frowned deeply, and sat down beside her. He wrapped an arm around her, and pulled her close. She didn't resist, but she didn't engage in it either-She was like a doll, motionless.
Shepherd: "Twilight? ... Are you all right?"
Twilight: "... Bad dreams. That's... That's all."
Shepherd: "What about?"
Andrew somewhat reluctantly stepped into the library, having received a letter from Twilight asking for his presence.
The fact it was a letter, and she hadn’t just come over to talk to him, or asked somepony to speak to him next time they saw him, was slightly ominous. Either something official, or ‘hijinks’ were looming on the horizon.
Either way, he felt his trepidation was justified.
However, no one seemed present.
“Twilight? Spike? It’s Andrew. I came? About your letter?”
Fast as lightning, sharp as a sword
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Who's the dumbass that accidentally switched his ISP name and password to his router name and password, thus cutting off his internet?
Who liked my colour work?
Well, as in my stories, brace yourself for a mood whiplash because here's how Marephistallion looks in one of many pony forms.
"Ah Princess Laurelore the Firsticorn...What an honour...I imagine you must be most distressed at the plight of your ponies in this dark time...But not to worry...I'm sure we can come to some sort of...deal"
In hack and slash games or RPGs and whatever, which is your preferred weapon set?
Swords and shield, one handed weapon and a shield to provide defence. Two handed weapon, big weapons. Battle axes, war hammers and two handed swords. Duel wielding, holding two one handed weapons.
Well, here we are.
I started doing these just because I was bored, and now I continue them because I hate when I find a story I want to read that it hasn't been updated in a while and I check the author's blog and they haven't posted in four years but it says "Last Online: 3 hours ago."
Shepherd's Jobs Number 4: Diplomat
King Aspen: "So as you can see, this treaty will only require minor reparations of your lands, a mere half of the Apple farm-"
Celestia: "... Andrew? Would you come in please?"
*Shepherd walks into the conference room with a gun*
Shepherd: "Yes, Your Majesty?"
King Aspen: "!!! HUMAN?! THEY'RE REAL?!"
Shepherd: "Uh, hi. The gun's not loaded, don't worry-"
While Tirek rampaged around Equestria, the Mane 6 needed to buy some time. And there was only one being in all of Equestria that couldn't be drained of his magic, since he didn't have any. Of course, Twilight Sparkle would never let her beloved... Human research assistant go out on his own into danger. So she had forbade him from doing it.
This obviously didn't work...
Fluttershy: *Staring across the landscape, her eyes going wide in horror* "Oh no... SHEPHERD!"
it's like a mix of blackjack and somewhat 21 cards. you have 6 cards and the dealer give you a card faceing down which you put it in your sleeve, anytime you got a card you don't like. you replace it with your sleeve card and put it face down on the table. this where the 21 thing comes but it's not about geting to 21, it's about geting to the highest number possible. if everyone did this, that means 5 cards are faceing down on the table, if not, the dealer need to put down a card until it hits
So, for those of you who've read and been reading Equine Fall (which will be coming back soon, I promise), you know that a major setting is the cottage by the cliff. Spoiler for you? Well check before the break if you want to see more!
Shepherd: "Twiliiiiight! What the hell-Where did all these bits come from?!"
He gestures to the pile of gold bits on the kitchen table.
Twilight: "Ummmm..." taps her hooves together "I asked for donations from all the research participants... I set fifty bits as the minimum donation and well..."
Shepherd: "... If I didn't know any better, I would swear you were pimping me out."
At Twilight's tree palace...
Shepherd: "Twilight? I got a strange request from your parents."
Twilight: *tenses up* "Strange how?"
Shepherd: "Well, first, they want me to massage your mom in front of your dad while he records it and-"
Twilight: "DAMNIT MOM AND DAD NOT AGAIN!" *goes to the window and screams at her parents* "HE'S MY COLTFRIEND! MIIINE!"
Twilight Velvet: "We need to keep the marriage fresh and interesting, dear~!"
One night, while Shepherd is reading at home... He hears some bells ringing, and then his walls turn purple. He sighs, and closes his eyes tightly.
Discord: "Guess who?"
Shepherd: "Not in the mood."
Discord: "Aw, why must you be so hurtful, Shepherd? After all, I am reformed! Fluttershy said so herself!"
Shepherd: "Yeah, and I'm still checking her for mind control magic or body swapping or literally anything else you may have done to her."
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