Can’t sleep.

I didn’t eat yesterday, please tell me there’s a strawberry nutrient drink left in the fridge.

Chocolate flavo-

Aaaaaand we’re starving to death.

...

Sighs

Pops open chocolate drink.

I really, really don’t like chocolate...

Takes a single drink.

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Hey fellas. I've got a tip to help get you dem ladies.

Did you know, if a lady sees you and raises her eyebrows, it could mean that she's sexually open to you? And the more times they raise their eyebrows when they first see you, the more likely they are willing to have sex with you?

So, if you see a lady looking at you like this:

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This is a review I did for "Luminaries," a now-defunct project I was invited to contribute to: getting a number of reviewers together to each write an in-depth essay on one of their favorite stories, each covering one by a different author. I jumped on The Descendant's The Railway Ponies: Highball as fast as I could, and as far as I know was one of only a few people (along with TheJediMasterEd and I believe Bad Horse, though I'd be happy to be proven wrong about that) to finish one.

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Ok so I know my former-girlfriend Sammy Duh Mare and I broke up but as I said we are still good friends and we still collaborate. Here are a few things she wants to say.

Hello all. Those of you know who I am I just wanna say I won't be back around for some time. I have a few things I need to work out but I will be back. That is part of the reason The One has been so into entertaining you guys and has been on here so much. Anyway, see ya'll!

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So, where did 'Wicked Games' come from? What spawned this idea, and what is the background behind it?

The next chapter is going to include a lot of backstory and details regarding the past, as well as the present, some of which I'm still working out. As such, it might take me a bit longer to get finished than the last one. However, I thought I might make a little blog post telling you all a bit about where the idea for this story originated.

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The only gods I have ever worshipped
Have been the ones I could touch
The ones that ask for nothing
Besides the gentle rotation of a thumb

The dragging of teeth over smooth skin
The silk of hair cascading where it shouldn't
Nails and fingertips tracing veins and arteries
Flesh and flesh and blood and flesh

And what god would not want to be revered
In the way that I pray to you
The same way every man should pray
On his knees, with your fingers in their hair

Spoilers below! You've been warned!

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Can I say how much I'm excited for that? I'm dying to see it. Btw, he got his Cutie Mark and the CMC's didn't... Oh well.

i feel like art. I'll just do some quick digital sketches of humanoids.

So I tried to use this program on get really into it when I realized I could make comics so I've decided to do just that.

My first comic

My second comic

Don't worry. It's not NSFW. I am planning on putting it on deviantart even if it isn't exactly "art"

tell what you think.

Yes. It has been a while since I've even been writing anything and yes I'm not the best writer. I do intend to continue my story Unique Worlds but I just haven't had the inspiration. I know it's not the best story but I'm doing the best I can.

I am however looking for two things: 1. an artist and 2. saliva from a lava dragon (yes it does exist).

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Hey!

Just making the odd update to say I'm not dead, as is the norm for these things. Hope my fellow Americans had a good Labor Day and my fellow Non-Americans had a good regular day, laborious or otherwise.

Still working on Compatī. Finally found the inspiration to break down the writer's block that had me stuck there for the better part of the entire year. Up to chapter 48 now, and the end is in sight. I'll have more consistent update blogs for you as that becomes a reality.

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Here we have a second entry into Admiral Biscuit's contest challenge which has no deadline and no prizes.

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So little update time, All 0 of you must be cumming your pants about my return but I'm back fuck nuggets!

Sorry, that was a bit aggressive but I'm pumped about living in a shitty 2 bedroom trailer in the backend of some hill billy town known as Cheyenne Wyoming.

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... as a member of the Ponyville Ciderfest Storytelling Leadership Team - but still.

Tomorrow at 4 PM PST/7 PM EST, Vivid Syntax, Fiaura, Steel, Sonicsuns, and myself will be heading onto the Barcast to discuss the special project we've been brewing for Ciderfest this year.

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Hello, my lovely readers! Last week or thereabouts you saw me explore the idea of commissions, which I am now opening! I will have a limited number of slots available; once those slots are filled I will close commissions until I have fulfilled them. This post will be regularly referred back to for the commission rules, which are as follows:

Last Updated: 11/22/23

• E and T Ratings: $15 per 1K words up to 5K, then $20 per 1K words up to a maximum of 20K words.

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It's been awhile, hasn't it? ...okay too long. I've been getting the next chapter of Final Filly Fantasy done, just... not fast enough. Sorry, a lot of things just keep happening around me that are getting in my way of making any progress on it, but I'll leave a preview of the next chapter at the end of this spiel.

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I probably could have posted this a few days ago, but I didn't want to get anyone irritated with too many blog posts in a short period, and I've also had a really long week, so I was generally pretty tired after work the whole week anyways.

After my last blog post, about Robsa990's fanart for Cubic Zirconia, he saw my suggestion for a scene I personally would like to see, and he decided to draw it:

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