I survived, Sorta. (rant)

So little update time, All 0 of you must be cumming your pants about my return but I'm back fuck nuggets!

Sorry, that was a bit aggressive but I'm pumped about living in a shitty 2 bedroom trailer in the backend of some hill billy town known as Cheyenne Wyoming.
I barely make enough to cover lot rent and all that fun stuff and all I've been living off of for the past month is instant lunch chicken flavor and dollar store pasta that takes 20 minutes to boil for some odd reason and "grated topping with cheese additive", The best part about all this is that my stomach feels like it has a fucking stone in it so I don't eat as much so, in turn, I save 2 extra dollars per month I can spend on high fructose corn syrup 2-liter sodas for 89 cents instead of blowing a whole dollar on drinkable water.
Don't get me started on the water here... It tastes like fucking pool water mixed with musty pipes.
And to make matters even better I lost my car insurance because I can't pay the premiums so guess who gets to walk everywhere and nearly freeze to death on a nightly basis as I haul my 3 items of food I have to ration the entire FUCKING WEEK.

No one is hiring at the moment but I hope with in the next weeks or so I can get a better job so I don't have to keep drinking pool water to stave off the hunger cramps and possible hypothermia. But the good in all that is the dog shit smoothie my life has become is I have internet.
I had a cup of chicken-flavored noodles for dinnerlunchbreackfast tonight and I kinda don't want to continue the biological process that is keeping me conscious and "Alive" at the point and time...