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My tail
My beautiful glorious tail
I stand above the rest
Yet darkness still surrounds me
As my rein stretches no further
Than our prison (all bow down at once)

My eyes
My beautiful beedy eyes
Have seen too much
Far more than any rat here will ever dream of
In our prison (all hail the all-mighty)

And though
I am considered the highest form of rat
I'm spat on by the common folk out there

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Ever had a day you wondered why Pinkie hasn't driven everypony up and down the wall?

I get that everytime I ever read on the internet.

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Have you been wondering why the next chapter of FiMC:C isn't out yet? Have you been wondering why Twilight can't just get over her moral issues and just mess with some heads, already?

Well, I thought I'd write some shameless hypnosmut for a change of pace. If you enjoy the mind control angle that saturates my writing, you really should take a look at Applejack gets Brainwashed.

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Alright, so that's one story done, of the five that I've been working on for the past 40 days.

Once all five of these stories are done, I will be at 49 pony tales on this site.

And yes, I have something special in mind for my 50th.

Back to my roots. Something that I have not written about in years.

Stay tuned.

Ok lads, quick update before my internet goes down again. So, there I was, trying to keep up with my next clop when suddenly bang another idea pops up and I end up writing a short 2.7k story that follows up A Good Night of Sleep.
Now there are two problem,
First, I won't have electricity until tomorrow at 2am (GTM 4:00), so, I won't be able to properly edit the script until then.

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I see a rainbow. But the colours are all wrong!

Red is now orange.

Orange is now Yellow.

Yellow is now Green.

Green is now Blue.

Blue is now Purple.

Purple is now Pink.

A rainbow has 7 colours. How many colours am I seeing? (Don’t go and count; try and remember! xD

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And then I can’t finish Halloween stories on time.

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So Yeah

So, I was just wondering:
What would be a good way to maybe write stories about flaws in logic in the show, while having storyline, and not just sounding like a boring documentary, or an 'Everything wrong with this thing' story? Or should I just have it in blog posts similar to this one?

One good example of flaws in logic is in the episode with the running of the leaves.

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Just a quick update.

The last chapter of my second story "Broken Promise" is in progress. But for the upcoming birthday of one of my friends, I thought I'd write him a little story myself. [Cough cough, 10,000 words. As usual, much longer than I would have thought].

Thanks for those waiting and your understanding, I'm sure he'll be thrilled.

I don't like making update posts; I usually find them to be too light on content, and if the projects they showcase don't come to fruition it creates extra disappointment. It's been a while since I posted anything on this account though, so I'll make an exception.

I'm working on a new story. It takes place in the same continuity as A Canterlot Breeding; after Chrysalis gets caught by the guards and such, Celestia decides to personally "rehabilitate" her (if you get my meaning).

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