I have written reviews of video games I have played for a long time. I realized that it was kind of silly that I only ever posted them on Steam and Metacritic, and not here. So I thought I'd start out with something of a doozy - The Talos Principle, a game which was widely regarded as the game of the year of 2014 (and not just because the cover art has a robot petting a kitten).
So, I just had to go through all of my fics to see if they still look alright, since knighty has now implemented a way to change the layout of a fic between indented and double-spaced and it was switched to double-spaced for me by default.
I won’t write a blog entry now to say what I think of those new design choices (Hint: They suck.), I lack the energy, but I just wanted to write this in case anything looks off in one of my fics.
There's a reason why I sounded like I didn't give a damn about audio quality.
It's because I didn't give a damn about audio quality.
Send me a real microphone if you don't like the sound of my audio, and maybe the UniqueSKD channel will slightly improve a little bit.
14 more days before...before...something happens...
Just pretend this isn't over a lava river or something
This as the title says, is going to be short. After getting a good and helpful feedback on the story, I've finally concluded to take down Chapters 3 and Chapter 4. Don't worry, their just getting a [Redux] as I'm gonna call it. When their back up and 'fixed', they'll have that [Redux] at the end of the chapter name.
I’m not good at romance.
A guy once tried to choke me and then begged for sex, and that’s just the third most horrible confession I’ve gone through. A girl in my high school refused to go out with a guy unless he stabbed his own arm with three needles to show his love. One of my teachers had to go to the hospital on New Year’s because she got a champagne bottle stuck to her vagina.
DIAMOND DOG: "My... precious..."
RARITY: "Oh, please, not-darling, that reference is so overdone."
So I already told you what I got for Jinglemas, but let me tell you what I got for Christmas (and New Years) at the shop!
Fair warning, those of you who are used to my normal mechanic blog posts where it's a mystery until the very end, this one was not a mystery for very long. Fixing it on the other hand . . . well.
Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!
Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!
( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)
Also known as: Obligatory Update Blog Post Because Writer's Block is Apparently a Springtime Pandemic.
Also-also known as: Does Anybody Have Work For Me?
I'm gonna be dropping close to $1000 over the next couple of days.
Welp.
Today’s a two-for-one special! You get a short mechanic post and a signal boost!
Now you just gotta figure out which one you want first.
But Yaks no destroy because it was still pretty okay
My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be
Remember all those times that Pinkie Pie randomly referenced human culture with lazy pun names in the show? Remember that time she tried to hold an entire conversation with nothing but the most painfully obvious pop culture references? Remember all those times she was more cringingly self-aware than the Animaniacs on their worst days? What about that time where she just randomly stopped, looked around, and said "I'm in a cartoon show", "I think that's a little complex for the target audience",