Hello everyone! So, now that I've finished Frozen Family, the sequel to Frozen Friendship, I am going to be posting a new story. It is... technically another Disney parody story, but also not. You'll find out what that means when it comes out. I will give you a preview: the main characters are going to be four bad eggs, who have a chance to be good, and one prince of a fellow to help them along. And it's going to be a storm of a story. So stay tuned!

A short-ish one this time! (yes, I added ish after I got to the end of the blog post. I'm a terrible person and can't write short things)

Okay, so, yes, I am still alive.

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I am literally Diane Nguyen. I get really ineffectually angry about things I can't change, I'd fuck a horse, a dog, or a buffalo if they could give informed consent, I'd be happier if I'd get off my high horse and write middle grades, I used to be slim and got fat on anti-depressants, and I'm not Vietnamese.

Alternate universe me with my ex-husband.

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Fever Dreams of a Trampoline:

My name is Princess, and I like short skirts and explosions. Today's story includes a little of the first, and a lot of the second. Bad ponies are doing bad things bad things with poison joke, and as long as Cadance's checks aren't bouncing, it's my job to stop them.

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Hey everyone! Well, good news is that tomorrow is the newest update of The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! featuring you know who...

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I'm sorry for the wait, and I promise it won't be as long this time. Nothing can beat a wait of over half a year, that's for sure. So to make up for it, chapter 3 is up and raring to go. Also, I'm still working on the TV Tropes page if anyone wants to.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/StarfleetRedone

You know, if you're still interested at all.

Me: Is this pizza sauce sour because dad forgot to put sugar in it or did it expire?

Heyo,

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Okay, what if I told you, yes you, that there was a Pinkie Pie group that was actually active. I'd imagine your response would be something like "Well, seeing how the main Pinkie pie group on this site is so much more inactive than the other Main six groups, I'd say my life would finally be complete and I would join it immediately. But, seeing how that's not the case, I will be forced to carry on with an existence that is substantially depleted by the lack of Pinkie Pie."

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I fucking hate Demon Sunset Shimmer's hair. I think it would just look better being down on that form. I love everything else about the design, but the hair just... I just can't stand looking at it.

Sorry for the impromptu silence, guys. Things irl got really hectic for a while there, and poni poni suffered for it. Such is the way of the internet, I suppose.

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here's a better promo for my discord server because if y'all wanna join, y'all better PM me:

-i abuse power always
-got some fun folks so far
-we have custom emojis of smash mouth and tide pods already
-some fantastic pony art is getting posted
-many memes have been spoken
-there's writing stuff too
-tbh i should write stuff now
-roles for all
-there's a meme about me now

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But first do this challenge for him I bet that shit will be hilarious. I want to see you guys sink to my level and spew some real garbage.

It is my birthday the 26th, which is tomorrow~.
Yay, another year of uploading smut.

Do me a favour, and honour my birthday by enjoying yourself doing something lewd~.
I'll not have a great time so that will at least cheer me up~.

Wish you all a nice filthy Friday, and a Sexy Saturday.

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Actually, that whole segment between Discord and Lyra is a direct rip-off of Morpheus' "Oldest Game" battle of riddles with a demon in Hell from Neil Gaiman's Sandman Vol 2 #4 (I had to look it up; I never finished The Sandman).

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So to those who enjoyed the story "Met Your Match", I have news for you: I do have a sequel plan. Notice how I didn't say "planned", since this is mostly going to be a long continuation for this verse... If I ever get to writing it, of course. Heh.

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I'm back, back again
Guess who's back, tell your friends
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back –
*funky sax noise*

Aight, with that out of the way, I'm back. Which, you might have guessed. I have a new phone, new vigor, and some badass music to listen to. What does that mean? Well, new content for starters!

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I finally finished coloring these in!! (Some parts are sparkly because I used gel pens, don't judge me)

As you may be aware, The Writeoff is a great place where awesome people hang out, and sometimes we even get around to writing stories. Usually these stories are about ponies, because, you know, what else is there to write stories about?

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