Yeah I guess we have internet again. After five days without it and going into a huge panic attack due to my head thinking it was my fault (Which currently is still running that not great idea, thanks brain. But no, we have no idea where the chance of hacking came from, if one of our computers was used as a backdoor, or if it was through a kindle or some other device, or even if we got hacked. But if you know what you are doing and aren't computer illiterate, it's nice to have a firewall to

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Its December now, and I have just one for everyone:

Can we please just have some proper Christmas fics this year?

And when I say proper I mean proper.

No accusation fics, no Anon-A-Miss, no CMC or Humans Five bashing, no nothing!

Just Sunset Shimmer and her friends celebrating and enjoying Christmas.

Seriously, that shit is not canon, and I wish more people would accept that.

First of all, for the casual passerby, this is me talking about the season five finale. Not reviewing, not summarizing, just giving voice to my thoughts. I'll put some spoiler lines to avoid anyone reading further, assuming they clicked this expecting not to see spoilers somehow.

Okay, beyond here you're on your own.

I am not certain what to make of this.

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Spoilers, obviously. Read my rant after the break, if you've seen the finale.

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You know, I've been seeing a lot of people complain about the way Starlight was handled in the end. They aren't thinking about it enough. Twilight and her friends themselves stated that Starlight is too powerful to be left alone. Perhaps that even includes in a cell. Think about it. Really think about it. Starlight is powerful enough to levitate herself and FUCKING FLY. You ever seen another unicorn fly that didn't have magic wings? Starlight is a badass villain. What better way to deal

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Five years is a long time.

A lot of things change in five years.

Five years ago I didn’t think I’d be approving stories for fimfiction.

Five years ago I didn’t think I’d be managing a story universe.

I didn’t really imagine myself making friends, going to conventions, getting into the Royal Canterlot Library, EqD, or having a catchphrase…

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Hi everypony.

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After some discussion with my prereaders as to how best redo the climactic scene, most notably AJ_Aficionado who offered some very good advice, I believe I have settled on a new approach.

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In the space of ten days, I've completed another three-story cycle of Five Star Service, The Lawyer and the Unicorn, and Rise of Firefly. New chapters were written and released for each in that time, and now I'm back at the cycle start again, on

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Today's carol comes from the Great White North. This is Canada's oldest christmas song, Huron Carol, as performed by the Five Fifths.

The carol was written circa 1642 by Jean de Brébeuf, a Jesuit missionary to the Hurons in Ontario, Canada. Using the indigenous cultural imagery, Jean translated the nativity story into Wendat.

Jump to other days:

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This isn't canon to M.L.G. I just felt like having a little fun.

Suppose Gray's endlessly-quiet daughter met up with Pinkie Pie's polar opposite?

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Fed up, Ebony groaned loudly and tugged at her mane. "Would either of you just SAY something?!"

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Last week's FNAF nonsense is done. Have fun with that.

This week... well, remember in February when we failed to get a romantic story for the Valentine's slot and sought out the opposite of romance? Well, the travesty we uncovered for that occasion has a sequel.

My feed has been LOUSY with spoilers for the second half of Season Five, mostly from the SDCC panel.

If you're doing that, cut it out.

Here's how NOT to use a spoiler:

SPIKE'S A DINOSAUR OMG OMG! (SPOILER)

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So there's a WHOLE EPISODE and it's episode whatever and there's a musical number and Spike's grandmother comes back and she tells him he's really from DINOSAUR VALLEY omg and he can go back with her only he doesn't YOU GUYZ

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Dark Souls pic totally not foreshadowing anything.

Hello everyone! My name is SuperKamek, and welcome back to another countdown!

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"A mostly empty classroom in Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns, showing filly Sunset Shimmer (who has her cutie mark) bullying blank flank Trixie, while filly Starlight Glimmer looks on in disgust at Sunset’s cruelty. A triple what-if alt-origin, for Miss Inferiority Complex (Trixie), Miss Superiority Complex (Sunset), and Miss Messiah Complex (Starlight)."
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I'd read it

Happy New Year, gang!

As we take yet another spin around the sun, I am focusing on the road ahead and its potential. Places to go, people to see, things to do, and fics to write. My output the past few years hasn't been great, but I'm still here and still doing my best to put out quality fanfics for the discerning enthusiast of fictional multi-coloured equines.

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If you want to be a good poonslayer, you have to know how to cook. Pancakes are pretty good, but I suck at making them they're a bit cliché. Some good (and easy!) alternatives include apples fried in butter, sugar, and/or cinnamon,

eggs (try adding bacon or vegetables),

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Just recording these thoughts before I call it a night... thought I’d share these for kicks and giggles:

Sunny Flare

• Physically the second-smallest of the Shadow Five.
• Principal Cinch’s niece.
• A bit of a germaphobe.
• For some reason, I imagine her being of Italian descent (I have her cheer "bravissima!" in one story).

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