Post Best Princess Here and Win $5! · 9:23pm Mar 2nd, 2019
Huzzah! Success!
Hello, my little humans. It is I, Princess Luna! I have lost much sleep, but finally I have succeeded in hacking into Gr- er, ‘Categorical’Grant’s account!
I have a very important mission for you all- when he signed his waifu contract with me, he agreed *explicitly* to be actively cuddling me a minimum of 20% of the time and to not cuddle anypony else more than me. Needless to say he has not been meeting his obligations recently. He must be punished!