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Apr
19th
2019

Coming tomorrow night... · 3:06am Apr 19th, 2019

What if a bot wrote this chapter?

Featuring your favorite collections of both horse and non-horse words!

  • Pony-Me
  • What If...
  • An English essay I wrote a month ago on the ethics of AI
  • My US History notes on the Civil War
  • The Windows 10 EULA

With the power of AI-driven predictive text, I've written a 600-word chapter of pure insanity, coming to a screen near you in a day's time!

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Jul
17th
2015

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) · 7:36am Jul 17th, 2015

If friendship magic is the most powerful force in the universe and Princess Celestia is the most powerful alicorn in the world, why doesn't she have any friends? Has anyone else noticed this? Celestia doesn't hang out with anyone. Her big skill is she can raise the sun. So in other words she is skilled at turning the light on. She used to be able to turn the light off too but, I guess her shorter sister who has to monitor all of the world's dreams took that job too.

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Apr
9th
2019

Harry Potter and the Undercurrent of Sexual Tension Between Our Two Lead Female Characters · 1:40pm Apr 9th, 2019

“Knock knock!” Starlight Glimmer poked her head through Twilight Sparkle’s office door. “Hey, you have a moment?”

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Jun
9th
2016

I Can't Even-- · 9:32pm Jun 9th, 2016

Sep
11th
2015

Quick Update and Remember · 5:12am Sep 11th, 2015

This is a quick update, I hope. I should be down with day one soon. I've been working on Harry, Twilight, and Dash side-by-side for the past few days since the three of them meet very early on. I've been doing a lot of copy-n-pasting between them, but it's more for keeping everything in check. The way I'm going to cut the chapters up, you shouldn't see the same conversation from several different point-of-views. Instead, you may see them from two. One from one of the main six and one from

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May
19th
2022

My Review of Eternals · 7:16pm May 19th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Nov
22nd
2020

Iron Maiden Live at Canterlot (Short HiE Story). · 7:33pm Nov 22nd, 2020

It was a beautiful starry night over Canterlot. Princess Luna raised the moon a few hours ago and many creatures that live in Equestria's capital city went to their homes to have a good night's sleep. But out a bit further away from the city centre was a very large venue with thousands of creatures from around the world concentrated in the area happily chatting and excited for the show to start in a moment. Then the lights faded and the crowd started to cheer. A voice from a very old recording

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Jun
9th
2021

Sleepy Camel Vomits Up A Tie-dye T-Shirt · 7:02am Jun 9th, 2021


Sleepy Camel Vomits Up A Tie-dye T-Shirt...


Because you shouldn't go around feeding articles of clothing to random animals.
Even if they're claiming to be mostly peaceful protestors.


Zoos have those signs for a reason!

Apr
7th
2023

Hogwarts year 1 · 7:33pm Apr 7th, 2023

finally! after all this time, I’ve updated! Check out the new chapter, Gryffindor Vs Slytherin!

Jun
24th
2015

I got Slytherin. · 1:35am Jun 24th, 2015

In retrospect, it makes sense.

For a wand, I got black walnut with unicorn core, ten and three quarter inches, unyielding.

IDK how much you guys really care. You may go on with your lives.

Oct
9th
2017

F/F/T3K15 10/8: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. · 2:02am Oct 9th, 2017

Our coverage of "A Scary Story" and its sanctioned sequel has concluded. Begin enjoying.

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Oct
16th
2017

F/F/T3K15 10/15: Five Nights at FUCK NO. · 2:47am Oct 16th, 2017

So, um. Yeah. Last week. That happened.

This week is a BIT more in our wheelhouse. Of course, no October would be complete without a clumsy FNAF crossover, so here's one on the house.

Jan
2nd
2020

F/F/T3K19 1/1: New year, old bullshit. · 4:40am Jan 2nd, 2020

I don't know how Harry Potter and Star Wars were allowed to coexist, but the fic's done. Congrats.

This first riff of the new decade puts to rest (for now) "Three of Me: School Society." At long last, we can move the fuck ON.

May
11th
2022

Silent Hill (1999) - HD Re-Recording - Harry's Nightmare in 8 Stages [AUDIO] · 11:04am May 11th, 2022

Oct
5th
2016

Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Harris Lamb! · 6:45pm Oct 5th, 2016

In my own spare time, I come up with imaginary musical artists. Here's one of them: HARRIS LAMB! This album is on US Decca Records and dates to 1964.


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Sep
27th
2019

The Dead Pool (1988) · 9:11am Sep 27th, 2019

So, it's been a few months since I've posted or really said anything here. How's it going? Hopefully you're doing well and life hasn't been too much of a booger. If it has, well, in the most general of ways I hope that you are able to see your way through whatever it is.

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Jun
30th
2022

Hogwarts year 1 · 2:52pm Jun 30th, 2022

Hi everyone!
don’t read this if you haven’t read the first day(Part 2)I killed Sunset off straightaway because she doesn’t play a major role.
If you would like me to change this, please comment below or to the story or send me a PM.

Also, there are references to the other HP books.

Jun
21st
2015

Review: Alien (1979) · 3:39am Jun 21st, 2015

This movie is fucked up man.

So I finally saw Ridley Scott's iconic sci-fi/horror landmark of claustrophobic horror and nightmare fuel Alien.

And dear God is it is possibly the most unadulterated horrifically terrifying films I've ever seen.

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May
12th
2022

My Review of The Aristocats · 6:49pm May 12th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Mar
6th
2023

My ranking of Harry Potter movies (from worst to best) · 1:24pm Mar 6th, 2023

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