The good news: last week's thing is done. Remember the new recap schedule; you'll see the fruits of your labor condensed in a more streamlined presentation next month when the new installment is set for riffing.

Bad news: our plans were for a shuffle of bad crossover romance fics, but we couldn't find any that were A. short enough, B. bad enough, and C. not straight-up porn.

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Holy poopsacks, the recap of the fourth leg of the multiparter is finally done! That was some bullshit, what Ring's tech was doing to him. He also wishes it to be known that we're going to try for this schedule from now on, having the recaps ready on the day the next parts launch.

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The crossover shuffle is all set. Have fun with that.

This week is our big ongoing multiparter. The recap for the previous part is right here, and of course, the current part is right here. Good luck.

Last week's Christmas special is all set. Enjoy.

This week continues our current multi-parter. Y'know, the one that WASN'T Mykan.

Last week's mess is tidied up. Enjoy.

This week's nonsense is a continuation of last month's. You WILL have a bad time.

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Last week's nonsense has wrapped. You'll have the recap on April 8, god willing.

This week... oh, Crazy isn't pleased with what Ring picked this time. And if he's breaking down, you know it's a winner. Y'all have fun now.

Like last month, the previous week's riff will need to be quietly removed from public viewing and you'll have a recap/highlight reel for next week. Them's the breaks.

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Our coverage of "A Scary Story" and its sanctioned sequel has concluded. Begin enjoying.

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So, um. Yeah. Last week. That happened.

This week is a BIT more in our wheelhouse. Of course, no October would be complete without a clumsy FNAF crossover, so here's one on the house.

Mykan's done. I think we'll be giving him some space for the next few months; this right off the back of Magic Is Believing must have been rough.

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Well, part four of the thing's done. Here's the recap of part three, and the one for part four should be ready by next week.

This week... well, you made your voices heard. This is the Mystery Jukebox Shuffle.

So, uh... last week. By the content's nature, we can't exactly leave it public indefinitely. It's closed and finished, and tucked away from prying eyes, but in its place will be a sort of best-of recap that'll showcase the best riffs and slice through the excess amounts of fat. That'll take time to compile, but we should have it done by next week, which is an event in and of itself.

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This was finished after I went to bed. Apologies for the announcement delay.

For last week... did you really think we'd run an entire block of trollfics? These are the fruits of your pain. I hope you suffered well.

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Two past projects have been finished for you this week. First one's the promised recap of the riff from two weeks ago, which you can read now. The second is the full riff from last week, here for your optical displeasure.

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