So guess what? I'm fucking screwed again because my employer doesn't pay holiday pay and I fucked up my back a couple of weeks ago. Add to that the fact that my employer has also elected to go with an insurance system which required me to pay my insurance premiums out of pocket and yeah... End result: not enough money to pay bills.

Yes, we're doing this again. Yes, I hate myself even more because of it.

[UPDATE]

So um... this happened.

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It's that time of the year again!

I'm not wearing pants.

My windows are open.

My ceiling fan is on.

I have two other fans pointed towards me.

My cat is just laying on the floor in random places.

SUMMER COOKING TIME IS HERE!

(Oh, and it's so hot I need to sleep with the window open so now I get to wake up at 5 by stupid birds!)

I'm the type of person who is split right down the middle, in terms of personality. On one hand, I always try to look on the bright side of things. On the other hand, I have the type of mind where I just have to point out any and all flaws in everything, even things I genuinely love. Thus why this blog exists.

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I made it to the Metroid Queen, but I can't beat her to save my life. I keep getting overwhelmed by the Metroids she sends out, I can't kill them fast enough, and usually one of the others grabs me while I'm trying to kill one with my missiles.

This was a fun game up until this point. I HATE when games do that, especially when its at the end. I feel almost stupid not being able to beat it.

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The EU Copyright Directive is coming back around for another vote. Here's DeFranco's Breakdown:

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Justin Bieber - Each and every anti-Bieber can relate to this. He only makes songs about girls, girls, and girls, he's famous for causing a lot of legal issues, he's a bad influence to the younger generation, he has the most disliked song on YouTube, and he's the most annoying celebrity in the world.

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IN WHICH I WORK OUT AND DOUGHNUT
I have no idea what sort of music video to post tonight. So I'll just find something random. Here we go.

I'm a sucker for jazz. Now into the fevered recesses of my mind.

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Hello boys and girls. Just posting this to give you some updates on what I'm doing. The first is that I'm working on "Elements" as we speak, however, the next chapter might be delayed a day. The reason for that is... well, it's due to my own laziness, and I'm terribly sorry. There is a lot of character interaction and changeling backstory I need to cover for the next chapter. I won't lie, though. I feel a little

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Well my friends, 13 days into high school I have to change my schedule, and it's fucking me over.

Why?

BECAUSE OF ONE MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT WHO WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.

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I fucking hate her.
she came home and I made her food, while I was making her a bacon cheeseburger. (and I had to cook the bacon in the oven and cook the burger in a pan on the oven). while I made her food she asked to use my laptop (quote "for just a few minutes") and I said yes she can use it but when im done eating I need it back. that was a fucking hour ago!

I'm so fucking angry!

So some of you are probably wondering where the next story is (well, probably not, but work with me here). The reason it's taking a long time is because it's a bigger story: multi-chapters, each about 4,000 to 5,000 words each.
When will they be done? Well, I've already written two of them and the third one's about half done.
Where are they? That's a little harder to explain.

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IN WHICH I WILL BE LATE
Before I explain myself, here's one of my very favourite songs. Sorry no MV, but good music is good music.

Despite being 30 years too young for 'em, I'm a huge fan of Feat thanks to my dad. Anyway…

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I...do not like sandwiches.

I don't even eat them, at all. I won't even eat a slice of bread with butter and jam. Only bread-based thing I'll eat is toast or a breville.

This is an odd story that still doesn't make any sense to me, but it's short, so I'll get on with it. As with another personal hate of mine, this story stems from my time in primary school.

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It's been a while since I did one of these, but I've been more or less happy with life lately (with a few ginormous fucking out-liers). But, now I'm back in my groove of complaining about the things I love the most. Tonight's target for my inexplicable rage: Comedy

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As the title indicates, in light of recent cash flow issues I've decided to open up commissions! Go on, celebrate, you know you want to! As the title also indicates, its $5 per 1000 words. Got a short story idea you love, but you want to read without doing it yourself? Chuck me $10 for a 2000 word short story, or $15 for 3000 words, or whatever. No limit to this offer, as big a story as you want. I'm not expecting a deluge or anything, but if you have an idea

Details!

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Oh well:

They're like:

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So it’s pass the date that I said I would have the next chapters out and... nothing. Why? A simple reason. My computer malfunctioned and thus is gone; meaning all my work is lost and I’m on the bench until I somehow get enough money to get a new computer to start over. I’m also looking into just posting off my phone (like I am now), but that requires time (which is mostly into getting food and learning) and a wifi that doesn’t flicker on and off so I’m using up my data (fixed that today with a

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Oi, having the most terrible scourge of writers block trying to get the next chapter of Sins out... I've got an idea of where it's supposed to go and how I'm going to get there, it's just putting words to electronic paper.

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IN WHICH I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING, YAY
So, after Thanksgiving Dinner, which in my family's traditional fashion was held in the early afternoon (I say family, but it was just my mother and me), I got home and promptly passed out for seven hours. Once awake, I decided to try and do some writing. That's what I want to talk about after the jump, if you'll be so kind as to follow...

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I have five shelves for varying levels of when stories will be read. See below the break for the names, descriptions, and an analysis.

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