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Jun

25th

2020

Stick A Fork In Me, Cuz I'm Done! · 9:38am Jun 25th, 2020

It's that time of the year again!

I'm not wearing pants.

My windows are open.

My ceiling fan is on.

I have two other fans pointed towards me.

My cat is just laying on the floor in random places.

~~SUMMER~~ COOKING TIME IS HERE!

(Oh, and it's so hot I need to sleep with the window open so now I get to wake up at 5 by stupid birds!)

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