Commissions! $5 for 1000 words!

As the title indicates, in light of recent cash flow issues I've decided to open up commissions! Go on, celebrate, you know you want to! As the title also indicates, its $5 per 1000 words. Got a short story idea you love, but you want to read without doing it yourself? Chuck me $10 for a 2000 word short story, or $15 for 3000 words, or whatever. No limit to this offer, as big a story as you want. I'm not expecting a deluge or anything, but if you have an idea

Details!
Price: $5 per 1000 words, rounding to nearest 1000.
Genres: Any and all. I'm your word-bitch, make me write what you want. Action? I can do that. Adventure? That too Comedy? I'll make you laugh! Slice of life? I can do that, but I can't promise there won't be a bugbear, hehe. I'm willing to do any crossovers I know the franchise for. Got a show, book, game, or whatever you wanted crossed over with ponies? Message me to find out if I know what you're talking about! I don't bite, save for a few rare exceptions, but they'll probably grow those fingers back.
Characters: Any, probably.
Method of pay: Paypal
Order of Events
You message me with the basics of your idea. It doesn't have to be laid out perfectly, you can just have a vague idea and I'll help you. You can be as precise or as vague as you want.
Once we have details done, you send half the commission price upfront, then I write. Once its done, you pay the rest.
Posting of the Story
I'll post commissions unless I feel they don't fit here, unless you ask otherwise in which case I won't post it if that's what you want, and so long as you credit me as the author with a link to back here, you can post it wherever you want. You can be anonymous when I post or have your NAME IN BOLD BIG LETTERS for all to see, up to you.

Things I won't do
Character assassination. Uh, figurative character assassination. You want a death dealing pony taking lives? I can do that, but I'm not writing any sort of bashing fic.
OC Mary Sues. No. Just....No.

Did I miss anything? Comment or message me to say so! Any questions? Just ask! Go on! ASK!

So, there you go! You want anything written, just message me and we'll see what we can do. You get something written, I have an easier time affording short courses to add to my resume so I can get out of a job I hate. Everyone wins, except my current employers, who lose me.

There's also my patreon here if you don't want anything and just want to encourage me to work on my current stories which are all making progress towards their next chapters.

Thanks for reading!