Ok so here's the challenge

I want you to go out onto fimfiction, find a story with the absolute worst rating you can find, and read the whole thing.

If you can do this
1. Why would you do that to yourself
2. Here's a cookie or something, idk
And 3. How much did you cringe during it, whether it be bad spelling, pacing, punctuation, the story, or all of the above... im curious

(Again, why would you do this to yourself)

This doesn't look good...may have been a misfire but I tried my best! I even wrote in.....FUCK! NO! This is beyond silly!

10). Zsasz (Batman franchise)

Boring

9). Fred (Scooby-Doo franchise)

Bland

8). General Grievous (Star Wars franchise excluding 2003 cartoon)

Incompetent

7). Cosmo (The Fairy Oddparents)

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Okay, I went into this episode with an open mind. Sure, I was a little apprehensive because of Trixie. I know she has a ton of fans, but I’m not really one of them. According to something that I read on the internet, a number of fans were worried that this episode was going to be a rehash of “What About Discord?,” which was infamous for making Twilight look like a terrible friend. I, on the other hand, thought that this episode was going to be about being careful about choosing friends

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My sister told me my parents are plotting subtle ways to make me "change my mind" about being trans by buying me a bunch of girly stuff and I quote, "Force [me] to wear it to school". And they're gonna make me wear pads for a whole week to try and break me

It's so fucking obvious they're trying to fix me and I don't give a fuck about them anymore, if they're gonna do this kinda shit, I might as well just leave, y'know???

Okay, this all happened today but on another site

I created some- er- images on that site for my profile picture there (Hey, maybe I can use them her- wait, that’s a bad idea)

So I went into a chat group and asked for advice, I didn’t include a link so I included a link but this decided that I wasn’t being patient, I told them they misunderstood my reply to the chat and it turned into an argument, apparently I was in the wrong for correcting them...

This made me-

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HEY GANG, WHATTUP!

So...clopfics.

Hey, HEY! *stands at the door, holding a shotgun* Nobody's leaving yet! Y'all sit your asses back down! You saw the title and still came here, now you're in it for the long haul and have nobody to blame but yourself!

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Okay, so, it’s come to my attention that Crazy Cat-Hating Ladies has broken my personal record for lowest-rated story. I can see why. It’s definitely not my best work. In fact, I only wrote it to try to get a song out of my head. Not only did it fail in getting the song out, but it also got me super mad at my sisters’ cats even though they didn’t do anything (this time 😒). Furthermore, I may have unintentionally alienated a whole lot of cat people. Sorry about that.

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Oh my god, no... nooooooooo!!

This is the worst F'ing shyte they could pull.

Did they find the last stragglers from Tumblr to animate this crap?

Callos hates stairs while stuck in a pony form and if he had a kid and wife i think this is how it would go down.. hahaha xD

This might seem weird, But I wanted to talk about this anyway.

As some of you may know, Especially if you've read either my Pokemon story or my Blueblood story, you'd know that I'm Israeli.

I do not hide it, I see no reason to.

However, Today I got a hate comment on my most recent "Trash of the Royal Castle" chapter, that was quite antisemitic in its wording.

I think It's a good sign as an author, that most of the criticism of my books has already been said.

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So many comments from readers who want Antiquity to die after this arc. I wonder whether or not I can call her a successful villain from that? The best villains are those you love to hate, but for me that hardly ever means wishing them dead. When I love to hate a villain, nothing is more satisfying than imagining their future interactions with the character. Death doesn't usually factor into that desire because their death would be a finality that ends future interactions, if that makes sense.

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SO . . . I’m not great at doing this sort of thing, as most people aren’t from what I’ve seen, but . . . Simply put, I need help. I’m going to make a long story short, here: I and my parents got evicted from our apartment a few days ago. We are at present living in a motel room, which is not cheap, to say the least. On top of this, we are having to make our car payments, keep food in our bellies and are trying to look for a new house. The issue there is . . . we would need

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Computer's fucked. Won't be here for quite some time.

I think the new pones are ridiculously cute, and a smartphone (regardless of how it works - we're officially in the far future after all) with a hoof-indent for better, uhm, handling is peak adorable. That's got to be one of the next inventions in the Track-Switch verse, for mankind's ongoing quest to become more accommodating to ponykind.

I'm very much looking forward to this. Not because I expect a great movie, but because I expect to be entertained. Same as with the last movie.

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Links

Princess Celestia…

A Short Story…

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Okay, so there I was viewing a thread that solely consisted of just the human version of the Filly Five having a fun day at the beach in modest swimsuits, when this idiot just comes along and drags the whole thing off topic by saying whoever is enjoying the art is a pedophile. Have any one else have any experiences to share when a whole thread gets dragged off topic for some reason?

You can view the whole mess here:

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Light faded to darkness. Warmth vanished into freezing cold. Clear sky gave way to black snow. The earth below had disappeared, replaced by the gaping maw of an infinite abyss. Into the choking miasma of gunsmoke and combusted aether, Firefly dove.

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Exactly as it says and why I really have issues with big government. Along with why I think most of what is going on in the U.S. is a farce and only getting worse each day. This is also this is one of the biggest reasons why the government does not care about its people and only about lining their pockets. Because today, 1/19/2021, I finally got my first stimulus payment. Almost a year later I got the money that was supposed to be helpful in one way or another and intended to be used

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