In today's issue of "HK discovers how the FimFic metagame works", I learn that, apparently, posting a short little extra story flagged as a sequel drives a whole lot more traffic to the original story than to the short extra story - though not as many updoots or faves as the short story. I'll have to add that to the growing list, along with how finishing a longer story nets a ton of follows, but finishing shorter ones doesn't.

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And now for something completely different

by tetugakuzonbirakugaki aka nekubi

Oh yeah, the 'z' was no accident! 'Z' means buiznezz mofo's!

I've decided that should we reach 100 followers you'll get to see my ugly face. A generous Screw You Gift from me to you.

Anyways, I've got Devil May Cry to write! See you guys soon!

In which the absolute worst season of MLP:FiM finally goes away and can never hurt us again.

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My story failed moderation so I deleted it.

I'm just gonna right something else. Not a crossover though. Whe whole reason it failed was their wasn't enough MLP, and too much other.

-Jasper

Hey everybody! I'm super excited to announce the release of a new weekly story!

Check it out, let me know what you think. I'm really looking forward to this one.

Oh hey how's that BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP you're working on~?

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

Haha, What~?

THAT WAS A WELL KEPT SECRET BETWEEN FOUR PEOPLE.

...Uh.

WHO ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

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I happened to notice something recently concerning "Gormless": the likes/dislikes are even as of this posting. No more Sith lightsaber, at least not as we know it. How did that happen? I was under the impression that it was a sub-par story on the whole, but apparently 11 people think otherwise. Color me surprised.

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I made cover art!
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I think this describes it more than adequately.

Nutcracker in 3D: I am the worst, creepiest, most inappropriate Christmas movie of all time!

Cats 2019: Hold my catnip...

Just the epilogue to go! :D

I couldn't tell you why I still have a FIMFiction tab open on my browser, and I can't even tell you the last time I clicked onto it. I think it's realistic that posting this is the last major activity I'll grant the site.

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Found this on an old (and very dead) Discord server I made and I just had to share it here too (since these type of short stories actually started on FimFiction)!

Storytime wiff Donut: A Tale of Two Peanuts

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I, Posh, have been inactive of late. Astonishingly inactive. The speed at which my fingers, so nimble and dexterous they, have flown across my board of letters has diminished significantly in recent days. Am I to blame the stars for my declining output? Arthritis? The vile social justice warriors injecting their odious “””politicseses”””””””””” into the media I consume?

The answer... is yes.

To all of them.

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Oh, what a wonderful time of the year. The atmosphere is so thick, I could just stay inside all day and take total advantage of the feeling, watching movies, playing games, and eating a healthy amount of chocolate.

Also, posting the final chapters for the recent story I released yesterday. Hope you enjoy it!

Also, does Octavia sound a bit like Rarity to you guys?

Also again, JESUS CHRIST OCTAVIA ROCKIN' OUT, SON! HEADBANG THAT SHIZ!

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Don't mind me, just doodling a perspiring Sunset Shimmer.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Okay, if any of you out there knows where I can find and get this 'Flash' thing to do my animations better, send me some links, because I can't seem to find what I'm looking for. There's loads of shit out there misdirecting me and taking me to books about using Flash. I just want to know where I can buy or download the damn program.