That was both weird and educational... Initially started with them wondering if I had any girlfriends... Then went towards wondering if I am still a virgin... And then with me acknowledging the fact that my cousin who was driving had ran away when a girl he f**ked was pregnant... Then went about sexual advances... and I had all this... with my own mother... 
I feel weirded out right now 
...and other times I go with the flow.
Last night, I dreamed that Rainbow Dash and I were attacking an auction being held by the Joker. RD spent some time giving him the run-around (fly-around?) while I grabbed whatever I could. At the end of it Batman showed up to capture the Joker, checked the items I'd taken for any traps, and thanked us for our time and effort before sending us on our way.
Hang onto your dicks, kids.
I'm still working on that other bigger project too, but I need a break for it while I'm sick. In the meantime, here, let's read about Twilight Sparkle being... weird. As usual. Bleh.
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So I had this goofy idea for a story and I figured, that I might ask you all this weird question. If you were a unicorn and you had the ability to summon tentacles into reality what are some Safe For Work activities/pranks/tasks that you would do with those tentacles?
Try not to make this too weird, for the record I do think that tickling (especially in the fetishy sense) is weird (just my opinion), just keep it fun.
I have no idea what's going on....
But I love it.
Well, truthfully it was some time ago. A little bird told me it wasn't showing up in some feeds. Let's fix that, shall we?
Full chapter from Rarity's PoV. Goodness, I do hope this doesn't affect my speech patterns overly much. Ta, Darlings!
This was a really eventful weekend. Went to BABSCon 2016. Came home and my big brother is here visiting from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Not a surprise, and I love my brother (he's a major reason I'm such a nerd today--the guy collects Star Wars and Strawberry Shortcake for heavens sake) BUT OH MY GOD. If I thought his wife visiting was an extended trip through awkward city, this shit is worse. Yesterday we had a barbecue and everyone got drunk. Husband got mad at having to deal with the in-law BS
One year ago today, I published Long Live Sonata Dusk, a story whose climax involved a bad accident on a parkway. A few days later, RainbowBob was in an accident on a freeway.
And last week, a year minus eleven days after the story ran, on a road branching off from the parkway that inspired the road in said story, I got rear-ended.
Baloo, my big brother, is going back to Guantanamo Bay today. He drove me crazy half the time, and yet I'm still sad he's going. SmallCaliber seemed confused as to why his uncle was packing his stuff and leaving us behind. I managed to not cry.
I even forgot to take my meds yesterday, so I feel lethargic and achey. Fun.
What if I told you that there's a new Anime series out on Netflix, for all you fans out there of mecha, dragons, and vore? 
And it's freaking adorable? 
Full disclosure: 'Only' seen two episodes yet, but considering that's a sixth of the episodes out right now (IE, 12) I felt confident enough I've been enjoying it to recommend it to you guys.
I wouldn't ordinarily ask questions like this, but how do I block/report other users on Fanfiction?
It's short and shitty, just like ME!
There's not much to say. It's dumb and short and I hope it makes some of you laugh a little. I had some free time and wanted to give those of you who read it a giggle. Enjoy.
And if you don't enjoy it?
Get fucked, I don't care, I have wine.
HAH, who has time for sleep when there's writing about ponies to do!?
OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING??
Here night owls, have some new LOOTSOO! (Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird for all you plebs.) Hope you enjoy it. It has a little vomit. And a baby.
Sometimes I find myself so provoked to type out my thoughts, it becomes a compulsion. I'm not saying that with any kind of jest--I really do enter these weird "binge and purge" cycles (as my therapist calls it) to indulge in projects, large or small. It usually starts out innocent. A kind of a, "Hey, this would be fun to do!" kind of thing. Then the pressure steadily builds, and I suffer thought interference to an extreme level. I'll be doing something only to stop and start doing that thing
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