Haze is a story that is filled with big ideas: Cloud empires. Flying earth ponies. Ancient religions. Superpower-inducing fungi. Unfortunately, much like the mushroom-munching ponies in this story, this story might be biting off more than it can handle…

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

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Texas's propensity for doing stupid shit with its educational system is well-known at this point.

But this may be perhaps my favorite one so far:

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And now for day 4 of my Hearth's Warming Specials:

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It's that time again, time to hear what some random fat brony thinks about the newest episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Specifically, we're dealing with The Hooffields and McColts here, folks. Really, it was an okay episode. I like how there was further character development of Twilight Sparkle (along with more evidence she is not a Mary Sue) and Fluttershy. Unfortunately, the plot

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Rarity Investigates: A fun, noiresque episode starring Best Pony. The Wonderbolts continue to be presented in a less than ideal light, but most of that is due to Pony Gilderoy Lockhart. 4/5 bottles of cologne.

Made In Manehattan: Coco Pommel! A tragic end to AJ's hat! An interesting moral! Theater Troupe Hipster Ponies! RARIJACK UNDERTONES OUT THE WAZOO! 5/5 tacky hat stands.

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Wow what a relief to see a movie that's actually good again...

So, anyways, after much procrastination, I've finally managed to see Ridley Scott's populist science fiction flick, The Martian, which proves to be an unabashedly unpretentious and entertaining film.

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Blast From The Past: Mummies Alive!

As you know, I am absolutely obsessed with learning everything about ancient civilizations (including ancient Egypt). And that is why I used to watch this awesome show called Mummies Alive!

Mummies Alive! was an American animated series from DIC Entertainment. It originally aired for one season in 1997.

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Oi, people who do reaction videos.

React to MLP generations 1 and 1.5

No one dose it and it makes me sad on the inside.

Well at least ONE YouTuber is doing pretty consistent reactions to generation one. The channel is BronyBurningAxe. You should give his generation one reaction videos a watch and support him so he will make more.

As we know, all creatures in Equestria have a double (in some form) in the human world. Eventually Sunset Shimmer's double is bound to appear. When that happens, Sunset Shimmer will have to return to Equestria.

But then what will that mean for the Elements of Harmony? Will there now be eight; Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Starlight Glimmer, and Sunset Shimmer?

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I'm sure the fandom will take this well.

-Ten minutes later.-

Everything outside of Hasbro Studios has been burned down and the fans are ready to storm and raid the studio until the staff agrees to ship Big Mac with Cheerilee or Marble Pie.

Yep. They are totally taking this well. I don't foresee this being a problem in the near future at all. XD

This obviously will contain some spoilers. If you haven't seen the new episodes released early because of the Canadian broadcast schedule, do not read this blog post. With that said, let's get into things.

Well, here we go again. Another Applejack episode that everyone in the fandom is complaining about because Applejack actually has a character flaw. Heaven forbid, right? How dare they add interest and dimension to a character? This is a G rated show!

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Now we’re at the half way point, I thought I’d post a few thoughts about each episode.

School Daze

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And, just like before, I take shameless advantage of torrenting websites and downloaded the DVD Screener to The Hateful Eight. And I ain't one lick sorry.

Quentin Tarantino's eighth feature serves as not only a return to his roots, but also as a deliberately overcharged homage to the hyper-violence of the Italian Giallo film genre, both in subject matter and content.

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Well, Party Fouls has been out for a couple of weeks and has chugged along at the pace I'd expected. It's a lengthy extension of a much shorter story I'd written for a competition. So, if you're interested a link to it is in that first sentence there. There will be other stories popping up here as I try to clear out my cache of stuff that needs finishing so, keep an eye out for those as well. Speaking of finishing apparently

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I'm sorry for this awful, negative title. I still love this episode, for the reasons you can read about below, but coming up with titles is something I suck at a lot and I just couldn't think of anything better.

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This episode brings with it a great loss. For almost nine seasons, we know about Spike's legendary crush on Rarity. And now that crush is gone, because Spike's heart has found someone else than Rarity. Sparity is a thing of the past.

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I can finally write my review for "Molt Down" today! And with this episode, M.A. Larson returned to wing another creature, this time under his super-secret pseudonym "Josh Haber", continuing his neverending mission of bringing anger and despair over this fandom with the power of Change!

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