Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the second installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Christmas Chronicles 2".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Four words: Well that didn't work.

TSpacebound Equestria: Fall of a Nation

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi

They thought Sombra was defeated. After all, his body was utterly destroyed. That's what the ponies thought as the Equestrian Pride grounded in Canterlot. The only problem? Reality isn't always as it seems.

• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Celestia
• Luna
• King Sombra

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Wait hol up this was published at the end of 2016? It honestly felt like I published that thing quite a bit later than that. Oh well.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, to celebrate this year's Earth Day, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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You thought you escaped the insanity? Ho ho, just you wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet if ya haven't read this fic.

EThe Amazing Adventures of Butter Knife! (& Friends!)

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Butter Knife is your everyday, somewhat-atypical, overly-generic "edgy" alicorn. Now then, prepare yourself for a nice dose of CRINGE.

• OC

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This story centers on Butter Knife, the titular fake-edgy OC who hardly ever is referred to by her real name!

I'm not sure if I should be sorry for this.

Don't be.

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Hello all. I've had ​this thought rattling around the old noggin for a while, and thought I'd dash it off while I'm still waiting to depart on my trip.

I've seen a share of movies in the past several months, and while I've wanted to write up my thoughts on them for a while, I've not found it in me to sit down and do an in-depth writeup of them... so I thought I'd just compress the whole thing and do each movie as its own paragraph or two. Keep it simple and to the point.

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My 15th TV show review.

Boy, compared to the amount of film reviews I have, I seem to have quite a small amount of TV show and episode reviews.

But enough about that.

Today, I'll be reviewing a show that I'm very proud to be saving for this occasion: "Over the Garden Wall".

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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I get the feeling that Princess Luna has the worst job out of the princesses. I'm not talking about raising the moon and getting no real credit for it because apparently every horse in the land goes to bed at a sensible time. By the way what is a sensible time? I say go to bed when you're tired. Who cares if it's 10 pm or seventy five hours from now. But I digress.

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Yo, what’s up, peoples?! I’m back with another review.

Today, as part of the Christmas rush, I will be reviewing “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas”, a midquel to the original film taking place during the time Belle is a prisoner at the castle.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Quibble Pants is my bro. That is all.

Your weekly dose of absurdity awaits.

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