Me to my bird: You're so cute and sweet.

My bird: *Gnaws on the glove I'm wearing to protect my hand*

School starts back up in 9 days. I don’t know what’s in store for me this year, but I know it’s obviously going to take up a long period of time every day.

So, I wanted to write this little thing, just a little something about my FiMFiction profile.

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Do You ever feel Sad?, Angry, Depressed, Full of Anxiety or Paranoid ?

Are You Insane?, Crazy, Weird Or Different?:

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I killed the day. I may as well have cut off its head and mounted it on my wall. Let it be known that Saturday, June 11th, 2016 was struck dead between the eyes by NineCaliber.

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Now, I have this tendency to talk to myself, like, a LOT. And I answer myself, sometimes, as well. Now, it’s not as crazy as it sounds! It actually really helps me think and get my thoughts in order. However, sometimes I just start freakin’ monologing to myself, like some cheesy villain on an exposition train. *coughcoughcozyglowcough*.

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This one only took a couple of hours in total. And for some reason, I decided for it to involve diaper usage. What am I doing with my life?

Mayonnaise, the condiment despised by many people.

Mayo ice cream as itself, I think I can handle it. Even better if it's paired with potato chips or french fries.

Hey guys,

I'm not really sure why i'm writing this but i thought it was funny and i should share with you,

So i usually take the bus home, and there's this boy who's in my class, who's also my friend that goes on the bus, his name is Josef (yes it's spelled with a F)

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Go read it.

I dare you.

Seemed some (or at least one) of you enjoyed my post regarding my weird-ass Trump dream. Well it turns out that wasn't my most vivid dream to date, and certainly not my first. Oh no, there's been one that's remained fresh in my mind since my sophomore year of college, back in 2009. So I figure I may as well share it as well, as it is one of the most bizarre things I've ever thought up, and something that never fails to befuddle and amuse those whom I tell. Therefore, I shall relate it to you

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I just realized that I don’t like a lot of shonen anime. I honestly don’t know what’s weirder, the fact that I am just barely figuring this out or the fact that this surprises me. This discovery came about when one of my brothers made me watch an episode of Dragon Ball Z Abridged with him, which led to a conversation with my sister about the biology of Super Saiyans based on an article she found on the internet, which led to me realizing that a lot of Dragon Ball Z made

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I've been busy this week. IRL stuff sucks. Errands, family drama, the whole nine yards. Just wanted to let you all know I'm still here.

Fics are going to update more sporadically now, since my schedule is crazy.

Take care, and be kind.

1. Cheez Whiz + rice
2. French fries + ice cream
3. Chicken nuggets + maple syrup
4. Maltesers + milk
5. Scrambled eggs + peanut butter
6. Peanut butter and banana sandwich
7. Peanut butter and cheese sandwich
8. Spanish bread + Vegemite
9. Spanish bread + cream cheese
10. Ice cream + potato chips
11. Chocolate + potato chips

Just a quick head's up to anyone who follows me,

I am officially ordained in four online churches. Just thought people should know, in case they need someone to officiate anything. Provided you live in my state or can get transportation for me or you set up.

Hey everypony, I'm back with a follow up to my last one. Yoshi Greenwater posted this and I thought it was funny. You should check out the other works on the channel if you havent already.

So a new chapter is going to be released in like a few hours and I want to know what you want to happen I was going to ask you which pony you wanted Twilight to meet first but I had a tight schedule (yep I have a schedule) so I picked Applejack cos she's ma fave shut up you haters >:( just kidding I love you anyway comment ideas below and I will link the story in case you don't know the current plot line so I suggest you read it so you understand what's happening now any ideas are welcome: plot

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So, all of you know I'm never gonna do any Q&A since I share pretty much everything with ya'll already, I'm like an open book!
Honestly, sometimes I even share too much information, like how silly I am when I'm sleep deprived..

And this blog post is pretty...I have no idea what.
But here we go:

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I've started a new story, which I have submitted, but I must confess I've struggled to write anything lately.

I no longer have hypomania and while I suppose that's a good thing it means I'm struggling to write Discord, especially in first person. It really did help to have that manic, euphoric point of view. I haven't felt super happy about anything lately. Is this how ordinary, healthy people live their life? It feels so...empty.

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I had a rather strange dream this morning, and after telling my roommate about it he insisted I put it here on my blog. Not much else going on, and it might entertain a few of you, so here goes:

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Yes I said my MOM.

4. "No sex until you're eighteen."

Yes. My mom put it that way when she told me.

3. "I'll buy you condoms if you don't have enough pocket money."

Jeez, I could just stop eating so much junk food or something...

2. "Why in the fuck does every musical need prostitutes, brothels and pimps? That's just the type of thing I don't like to see."

Watch the Count of Monte Cristo musical, Jekyll and Hyde, Elisabeth....and you'll know what I mean...

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