Weirdest Conversations I've Had with my Mom

Yes I said my MOM.

4. "No sex until you're eighteen."

Yes. My mom put it that way when she told me.

3. "I'll buy you condoms if you don't have enough pocket money."

Jeez, I could just stop eating so much junk food or something...

2. "Why in the fuck does every musical need prostitutes, brothels and pimps? That's just the type of thing I don't like to see."

Watch the Count of Monte Cristo musical, Jekyll and Hyde, Elisabeth....and you'll know what I mean...

1. *debates with herself if Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's is a prostitute or not...while I'm next to her...*

I don't usually join in that much...but she debates which character is this and that all the time. She's into a lot of books...

DON'T ASK