Monologue #1 · 2:38pm Oct 15th, 2018
Now, I have this tendency to talk to myself, like, a LOT. And I answer myself, sometimes, as well. Now, it’s not as crazy as it sounds! It actually really helps me think and get my thoughts in order. However, sometimes I just start freakin’ monologing to myself, like some cheesy villain on an exposition train. *coughcoughcozyglowcough*.
Where was I? Ah, right. Well, I sometimes tend to do this whilst I am at work, under my breath and alone, stocking my aisle. Today, I participated in an amazing monologue with myself, rambling on and on for minutes without end about this, that and the other thing. There is . . . one small problem, admittedly, however; I can’t remember most of it to save my life.
I had planned to come home for lunch and write up this amazing monologue, which touched on such topics like being yourself, and not worrying about what others thought of you, and post it here for all to see. However, that hasn’t happened, so now I sit here, plonking away for no real reason, just because I thought “Monologue” sounded like a cool title for a running series of blogs.
Really? Is that what you’re doing? Cuz to me it just looks like your . . . actually ,I dunno what you’re doing? Is this a call for help? Do you need an intervention?
Muse. . . . SHut it. I’m fine.
Because, if you need to talk, I’m here, you know that right?
Oh, yeah. Talking to myself OUT LOUD for EVERYONE to hear is SURE to make them think I’m NOT insane.
. . . . .I’m sensing some hostility, here.
Ya think?!
Jeez! What’d I do?!
Erm. . . . SOmething. Bad. Something bad. Yeah.
Oh, I get it. You wanted this meaningless blog post to be longer, so you started making up a conversation between us to pad it, didn’t you? Wait, did you use me for PADDING?!
Uh, no! Gah ,oh S**t! Wait!
YOu F*%&ing sonuvva&#^$! I’m gonna F@*&ING kill you!!!
WAHHH!! ANYWAY, Oh crap! Er, I’ll see- F)$%! See you next time, Ponies! YIPES!
HARMONIA INVICTUS!
*coughs* I do the same *cough* thing *cough* Alot more than I should but it helps with story or OC ideas
I've read somewhere that people who talked to themselves we smarter than the rest
Yeah, I can do multiple character voices and conversations going at once.
I have no idea why I am proud of that.
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Yeah, that all sounds a lot like me. But I did hear once that talking to yourself, along with several other anti-social habits, is good for writers. WHo knew, right?
*Poof!* Is Lost Legend okay? Hey! Are you okay?! Do you need a lozenge?! Here, let me get you one!
Gah! Pinkie?!
Lessee, I got . . . Peppermint, spearmint, cherry, strawberry, ooh, strawberry-banana!, honey-lemon and. . . jalapeno sponge cake. Take your pick!
Celestia damnit, Pinkie Pie. *Shakes head.*
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Dude, take the jalapeno sponge cake, that is a delicious cake you get it right. Talking to yourself is not an antisocial issue. Sometimes that's the only way I can get an intelligent answer. It's like, everyone wants me to be caffeinated, because than no one has to die. You see, everybody wins.
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Literately me. XD
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Cherry preferably
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*Picks up a bean flip, and launches a cherry cough drop into Lost Legend’s mouth.* There ya go!
Hey! Was that one of my Ricola?!
Yepperooni!
Pinkie!
*Turns to look at Minaren.* And for you, sir! *Wheels up a party cannon and aims it at you.* Let’s see how much Jalapeno Sponge Cake you can take! Hey, that rhymed!
Oh, gods. . . .
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No offense Poof Girl, but I routinely would drink a concoction that consisted of Gatorade, 2 5hr energies, and BAWLS. It was my own mix. I routinely throw my migraine pills into my coffee. Not to mention that my homade migraine remedy has been described as "smelling like peanut butter diarrhea vomit." People have turned green and fled just at the smell.
Hit me with that spicy, fluffy goodness!