“It’s them! By Saint Erymanthius’s Sulphurous Phallus, it’s them!”

I just wrote that.

There was someone called Erymanthius.

He had a phallus.

It was sulphurous.

And they made him a Saint.

That sums up pretty much everything you need to know about the Cult of Piggsicorn!

Below there will be some spoilers for the last chapter of my story, Ask Roseate Grimsbane, so I would advise that you go check out the story first.

TAsk Roseate Grimsbane, the Witch

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Dark
• Mystery

NOT A CLOPFIC! Roseate Grimsbane is a unicorn mare who tries to live as peacefully as she can in Equestria, or as peacefully as you can when you're a witch and your husband is an eldritch being from outside our known universe. Ask her some questions.

• Sex
• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Mrs. Cake
• Moonlight Raven
• Tantabus

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Once you have done that, THEN LET YOUR VOICES BE HEARD FROM BEYOND THE VEIL!

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So, I just got off work, checked fimfic, and, low and behold, someone apparently went and translated my story, Making an Old Lady Cry (and other hazards of espionage), in Spanish.

And here it is!

So... that's really neat.

And, hey, if for some reason you were waiting for a Spanish translation... there you go.

So I've been debating something for an upcoming chapter. It's not exactly 'soon' nor is it a very impactful thing to the story itself, but its been niggling at me and I'd like all of your thoughts on the matter.

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It strikes me as really weird that a lot of non-American types of English spell apologize & realize with Ss instead of Zs even though they were originally spelled with Zs. Not saying you have to spell those words with Zs, but this particular detail really bugs my mind.

I hope no one from England ever seriously lords over some sort of "we're the original" or "we're the true form of" English mentality. You know, since all the dialects have mutated so much.

Her voice actor died during childbirth, the child didn't survive either.

Haha! It's very depressing. I don't know why it's personally sad to me, but it is. Feels like the character died herself.

Edit: Probably important to note we're talking about Spanish Sonata here.

Thinking about that animation and song made me realized just how great it would be if we had an episode that touched upon how Celestia felt when she had to banish her own sister to the moon. In case any of you that might be reading this has not seen Lullaby For A Princess (as unlikely as that is) you need to see it. You don't have to be caught up on the show or anything to understand it, so there are few reasons not to. I think it would be amazing if the show showed how Celestia dealt with

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When asked by Collider if there'll ever be a director's cut of Age of Ultron, Whedon had this to say:

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Hahahahahahaha

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Tonight, I went to a Chinese restaurant.

The lady behind the front counter was white.

Our waiter was Arab-American; the other was Hispanic.

The only other people in the restaurant was a Polynesian family gathered around a table in the middle of the room.

Number of Chinese people in the Chinese restaurant: 0.

But at least I still got an Engrish fortune cookie (You will always have good luck in you. Personal affairs.)

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I didn't know. I didn't know it was a Discord/Screwball EqG thing. I didn't know it was a cavalcade of copyrighted lyrics stripped of context and soul, that they built the entire fic around. I didn't know there were going to be creepy stalker undertones between a teacher and his student that were laced into a bullshit revenge plot. I had no idea it was shitting on the legacy of an unrelated,

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It has been a while since I did a set of Read It Now reviews. I actually started this one all the way back in March, and then forgot about finishing it out until this weekend, when I decided to get another review set done and actually read some recent stuff.

Today’s set contains a pair of episode reaction stories, a story with an interesting premise about Celestia and her ability to see the future, a story about Chrysalis sending Cadance a letter, and a story about… well, wingboners.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 30th TV show analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Martha Speaks".

Here's the rundown of this show:

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Wow, you guys. I'm really speechless right now.

I never expected Into The Mirror to gain such popularity. I hoped, certainly, because I wanted the link in the Author's Note to be visible. But I knew it wasn't necessarily realistic. Thank you guys so much for getting this story to the featured page and helping me shed light on such a difficult issue. It really means the world to me.

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If you are in a situation where someone tries to make you shut up, to silence or to censor you, don't let them. If they try, speak up even stronger and even louder. If they shut you down somewhere, find other places to speak and to say what's on your mind where they can't stop you. Be annoying. Be a hassle. Show your teeth and bite if there's no other way. You are stronger than them.

Something I felt like saying today.