So how's everybody holding up?

I'm ... alright, all things considered. Kind of getting into a routine-that-isn't-a-routine. Like, at least I'm getting in more exercise now than I did when the world wasn't ending, so that's a plus, right?

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Click here for (hilariously bad) audio narration courtesy of 15.ai

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We gonna rock this club, babeeee!

I can't believe that this is the Ruler of Equestria.

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...any questions?

I would like to announce that the Polyamory Group now has it's own Discord!

Come join us and have some really fun Horse time! (I feel like some one is gonna shoot me for that) Even if you arn't into it!

Discord Link to the Channel

n. I shall not refer to using Equestria's satellite as a kinetic weapon as Tactical Mooning.

(I'm sorry. It's early in the morning and insomnia does weird things to my brain.)

Anon: Hey, Dashie, my friend says you're like Skittles.
Rainbow Dash: What? Why?
Anon: He wants to taste the rainbow.
--
Anon: Hey, Dashie, what's at the end of your rainbow?
Rainbow Dash: Me, kicking your butt if you don't stop it.

First, I'd like to thank Chris and his site, One Man's Pony Ramblings for a nice review of The One Who Got Away. I like to think it's one of my better stories to date, even if you don't adore cute little unicorn-seapony fillies with big eyes. There will eventually be a Huck Fin/Tom

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Would You Enter a Feghoot Contest For Money? Are You Dying to Judge a Feghoot Contest?

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I'm back! Expect a blog about stuff, a list of obtained merch, and the cool folks I hung out with soon since I'm really tired right now so I'll just be chilling on here, like, well Ice.

Yup. New wallpaper available at http://modmcdl.deviantart.com/art/Just-Dashin-Though-The-SunLight-637107598?ga_submit_new=10%253A1475103392

Brohoof /)

No spike hatred. No vomit. No sex...
What am I even doing.

But really, it's a short silly little something and I hope it gets a laugh or two out of you. I'm starting to work on something new today. Something with a little more weight to it, more serious. But I promise, I will not forget my vomitous roots. There will still be more horribleness which I so love to write.

ALSO!

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Do you like puns? Then you’ll love feghoots! A feghoot is a story that leads up to and ends with a horrible pun. And I love them so much that I'm going to enter the FimFiction Feghoot Festival! Write one and submit it by July 14th 11:59pm Pacific Time (July 15th 2:49am Eastern Standard), and you could win one of over $180 worth of prizes! All the details are here:

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Do you like long, drawn-out puns? Do you like subjecting people to those puns? Do you like subjecting me to those puns? Do you like me scrutinizing those puns with a critical eye? Do you like lots of FimFic-famous authors scrutinizing those puns with a critical eye? Do you like possibly winning $100 for doing so and having your pun subjected to hundreds of other people in the process? How remarkably specific. And yet, it's your lucky day: Super Trampoline is hosting

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...it's a cloud server.

Ba-dum tish.

So for the past few days I've been working on the second chapter of "A.F.E.S," today I'm in the middle of writing the first real "gory" scene the story has for us, and my friend decides to message me.

This is what ensued.

I think it's safe to say he's really enjoying the grapes he bought himself.

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Hello all, now working with Shine on my first ever MLP:FiM story. It's called 'A Tail of Water and Wood' I hope you guys will enjoy it xxx

Be sure to check Shine out at:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Shine

Yours Excitedly,
KeiSetsureki

...I just found out that 'sock' and 'stocking' are both terms for leg coloration patterns on horses.

GODDAMN IT MINTY.

My oneshot trilogy's grand finale needs a title. I'm thinking either...

"Screwball's Poker Face"

"Love Knows No Poker Face"

or "Love Between Pokers"

Can you think of a better title for a story that involves two lovers playing Poker? (possibly even Strip Poker?) Tagged because it's in the same trilogy.

Honestly, I think I just blew my own mind.

We call it personality because it's the reality of a person's being. But for mlp should it be ponyality because it's the reality of a pony's being?

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Rainbow Dash's father runs an ice cream shop in Cloudsdale.

His name is Rainbow Jimmy.

(Courtesy Gemini Star.)