Ok, I've been on the Undertale train for a while now. That guy up there is my favorite character.

The game and story are amazing, in case you've been living under a rock. Go buy it. Play it. Love it.

...anyone wanting to chatter inanely about Undertale things is free (and encouraged) to hit me up via a PM.

Why didn't I post this sooner?

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1 year, 1 month, 3 days.

I've been thinking about it, and I do want to do a sequel to I Am Not Sombra. Problem is: I've no idea what kind of plot a sequel would revolve around other than general points, or what to do with it (other than a chapter for Cadance's trial+pardoning). I'm open to suggestions though if you have any and want to send them my way.

Also read Applejack Is An Interdimensional Alien

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I don't know what a blog is (I'm a bit ashamed, I know) so I'm testing it.
I'll just let fimfiction do the magic.
😅

Seeing this should be giving me emotions. Maybe disappointment at Chrysalis falling in line like the other villains. Maybe being glad that she denies it at the last second. Maybe just being upset that it's Starlight Glimmer she's talking to, and not Twilight or someone.

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I feel so much better and I know I won't puke up my sandwich. Also I did my makeup and feel so fabulous. Well I always feel fabulous but each day it's a different kind. Now I see why people are so obsessed with contouring. Oh and this girl with whom I had a gay thing in seventh grade told me she's going to text me every day about how much she loves me...?

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...the appeal of the stories where the "author" tells his story of how he was transformed from a regular, average citizen into say... Groucho. And ended up in Equestria?

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Hey guys. I think it's time for us to have a really serious conversation.

So, as you're undoubtedly aware, It's been over a year and a half since I last updated The Prince of the Night. Some of you really want to see updates, some of you aren't desperate but would enjoy seeing it come back, but I'm willing to bet that most of you have pretty much forgotten that this story even exists. And this story hasn't exactly been a priority for me.

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I just found out that some dude reviewed one of my stories, The Problem With Genie Magic. This is actually the third story of mine he's reviewed, going all the way back to April 4th (he also reviewed The Alicorn Curse and Whatever Happened To Starswirl the Bearded?) He wasn't exactly impressed. Granted, he didn't bash the stories, and I've never said no to constructive criticism, but it kinda threw me for a loop that he singled out those three. Each of them has their own sense of humor, and he

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Can't sleep. Nope. Not much sleep for this Draconequus! Not a wink!

Stomach still won't calm down but that's my fault, can't complain about that one. Much. Let's see... Got work in about less than four hours, so it'll be another long...LONG day.

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To all of you:

Happy Lovebutt Day

Very weird, but SFW. Unless your work has something against absurdism and clay

But when I consider the contestant interview portion of the show (aka. the most boring three minutes on TV) I kinda understand...

...kinda. I mean, I'd go insane, too, listening to that crap for 3,000 years like he has. That's how old he is, right? 3,000?

Whatever.

I don't wanna take a blood test today! There's needles involved!!

Why hello there kind people of this wonderfully website. that may or may not be some how with the government so I welcome you to this blog with welcoming arms

watch out government might be watching

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Mmm-hmm,
Da-Dum,
Ta-Da,
My heart beats like a drum,
Where's the bloody rum, Skallywag?

If insanity is normalcy, then I'm completely normal. Hooray.

Kiss me, I'm ginger.

I once saw a guinea pig that wheeked, wheek-wheeked, wheeked.

You fwubby liddle husky, imma wub your fwuffy ears. You're a cutie.

Am I gonna have a hangover? Because I want one.

Press 1 to play. Press 2 to FACK OFF!

Are you gay or are you straight? Find out after the break!

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Okay, before I say anything, I'm gonna give some background. So I'm a practicing chaos wizard (It's a certain kind of mindset, not a different kind of magick), and have done many successful evocations of different spirits and entities. I have a friend who has evoked things from H.P. Lovecraft's mythos, even though the entities that Lovecraft wrote about are considered fictional, as well as another friend who evoked Slaanesh from WH40K. I personally feel like the idea that all works of fiction

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“What god did I piss off and how do I repent?”

So, I started reading it. I think I'm on, like, act 2. It's pretty cool.

This will most likely be my favorite GIF in the whole comic.

So there will probably be an update tonight since for a lot of reason I couldn't update yesterday. Anyway, I figured I should warn my readers that the siren's spell will make some characters OOC, especially since some are in cannon slow to anger (or not likely to act on their anger)
anyway, figured I'd explain why some things will happen later in the story before I just get a bunch of hate mail about it.