Random Words of The Randomness Within Me - read at own risk

Mmm-hmm,
Da-Dum,
Ta-Da,
My heart beats like a drum,
Where's the bloody rum, Skallywag?

If insanity is normalcy, then I'm completely normal. Hooray.

Kiss me, I'm ginger.

I once saw a guinea pig that wheeked, wheek-wheeked, wheeked.

You fwubby liddle husky, imma wub your fwuffy ears. You're a cutie.

Am I gonna have a hangover? Because I want one.

Press 1 to play. Press 2 to FACK OFF!

Are you gay or are you straight? Find out after the break!

I ate a banana backwards and discovered a new paradox. The Earth suddenly turned inside out and everyone is made out of 100% potassium and are yellow.

I think I'm broken. Does anyone have any glue? Maybe some gaffa tape?

I dream of a life that's not liveable. Every time I wake up, I'm sad because I want to go there. That's why I sleep all the time, because I'm only happy when I'm with my family.

Disengage the simulator, I want to get out and smell the ashes. We're all living in a fantasy world.

I'm getting older, and I'm starting to eat my vegetables. If they were fruit. It must be an alternative universe, because I'm somehow sane and healthy.

I wonder if I'll wake up if you slap me? Or, just maybe, I'm already dead and this is like The Corpse Bride after Victor inadvertently marries Emily. Anything's possible, after all.

Comments

[Final fantasy forever]

I ate a banana backwards and discovered a new paradox. The Earth suddenly turned inside out and everyone is made out of 100% potassium and are yellow.

Someone sold you a bad banana

[Ribe_FireRain]

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Or so it seems... (Cue Twilight Zone theme)

One question, if you please: Where the hell am I?

[Final fantasy forever]

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You have just entered; The Scary Door.