Hola, dear Brethren! Followers of The Rain, I bring to you today a personal anecdote telling of the time I was accused of stealing from my local supermarket!

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Hello pony lovers.

As of today, I'm starting a new blog post series called... Comedic Comments!

It's very simple, I post a YouTube video, you read the comments, you laugh.

Have fun!

Mmm-hmm,
Da-Dum,
Ta-Da,
My heart beats like a drum,
Where's the bloody rum, Skallywag?

If insanity is normalcy, then I'm completely normal. Hooray.

Kiss me, I'm ginger.

I once saw a guinea pig that wheeked, wheek-wheeked, wheeked.

You fwubby liddle husky, imma wub your fwuffy ears. You're a cutie.

Am I gonna have a hangover? Because I want one.

Press 1 to play. Press 2 to FACK OFF!

Are you gay or are you straight? Find out after the break!

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I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)