A comedic scene from a new Clouseua story I'm fiddling with... · 2:39am January 4th
I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.
Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"
Guy in room, "The bullet?"
Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"
Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"
Clouseau, "Yes, I am certain the bullet was quite insane. But we shall never know, for in killing (the name of the victim), it also managed to commit suicide."