Going Mad-Lib - Random Writing Event

My writing productivity has been on the low end for January and February. Don't know why, but don't have any rsolid ideas and the couple stories I'm working on feel meh. So its time to break the stride and do something like the live-stream event I did once upon a time.

This random event (cue Pokemon battle music) is a Mad-Lib. Fimfiction users, since this going to use the comment system, will be able to submit different words or phrases to fill in blanks I provide. I will then select one submission and get to work writing a story that is at least 1,000 words based off the provided information, to be posted up on Fimfiction within at least two weeks time. This is my oath to do as much, come hell, high water, or things getting crazy at work.

Now, here are some of the restrictions/rules for this little event that you should keep in mind.
1) The resulting story will likely be rated teen or everyone (on a movie scale, no higher than PG-13)
2) You may submit more than once, but no more than 5 per user.
3) The Mad-Lib blanks will be numbered. Please be sure to number your responses so I know which words go where.
4) The lucky person who gets selected will be named when the story is posted.
5) OC's or characters from other franchises are allowed, but I need to be able to recognize the name. If it is an OC, the owner needs allow other people to use said OC.
6) Have fun and be courteous to other people who submit.
7) I reserve the right to add additional rules if the need arises.

With all that said, here are Mad-Lib blanks:
1) Primary Character (example: Twilight Sparkle)
2) Secondary Character (example: Sunset Shimmer)
3) Object (example: ball)
4) Verb (example: throw)
5) Adjective (example: ugly)
6) Place (example: Canterlot)
7) Number (example: 42)
8) Mcguffin (example: a Letter)
9) Room (example: kitchen)
10) 3-5 Word Alliteration (example: a wisely worded wombat)

UPDATE: The event is closed. Let's see what happens in a week or so, and I thank all those who participated.

UPDATE: The resulting Mad-Libs have been posted.

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

1. Pinkie Pie
2. Discord
3. Kazoo
4. Warp
5. Fresh
6. The Everfree Forest
7. 27
8. A recipe
9. Ballroom
10. A completely confusing competition

[Votederpycausemufins]

Fluttershy
Derpy
ring
discover
mysterious
the Badlands
22
the crystal heart
classroom
glittering gardenia group

[Hobbestc]

1. Luna
2. Rumble
3. Saxophone
4. Drown
5. Colorful
6. Zoo
7. 164
8. Fuzzy slipper
9. Bathroom
10. Obliviously old optometrist

[A Random Guy]

Pinkie Pie
Tirek
Pool Table
Defenestrate
Flamboyant
Fire Swamp
70
Fart of Newt
Attic
Terrifically terrible tapestry.

[Dinode]

1. Flam Flim Flam
2. Suri Polomare
3. Taxi
4. Wrap
5. Short
6. Trottingham
7. Pi (3.14)
8. Triforce
9. Basement
10. Mascarpone meringue milkshakes

[Skeeter The Lurker]

1) Rainbow Dash
2) Applejack
3) Crystal orb
4) Bounce
5) Hard
6) Twilight's Crystal Palace Lab
7) 1377
8) Twilight's Missing Ink Quill
9) Twilight's Lab Decontamination Chamber
10) Cute Coughing Cuddles

~Skeeter The Lurker

[terrycloth]

1. Bon Bon
2. Shining Armor
3. Rope
4. Devour
5. Iridescent
6. Rainbow Falls
7. 1
8. egg
9. Showers
10. false friends fight fires

[Winston]

1) Twilight Sparkle
2) Cheerilee
3) tuning fork
4) smash
5) scintillating
6) Ponyville
7) 17
8) wine glass
9) musty old cellar
10) callously caustic cutting commentary

[Galaxina-the-Unicorn]

1) Applejack

2) Cutie Mark Crusaders (Does that count? O_O If not, then Apple Bloom)

3) Waffles

4) Launch

5) Adorable

6) Sweet Apple Acres

7) 9000

8) T

9) Kitchen

10) Klichéd Kitchen Katastrophe (Does that count? O_O)

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

1) Rainbow Dash
2) Rainbow Dash
3) rainbow
4) dash
5) destructive
6) the Mirror Pool
7) 98
8) magical rain-cloud
9) Rainbow Dash's house
10) resident "Rainbow Rampage"-resistance

[Fana Farouche]

1) Iron Will
2) Angel Bunny
3) Sealed tin of cherries
4) Pitied EDIT: Or indeed Pitted
5) Recalcitrant
6) Ponyville marketplace
7) 11
8) A Golden Horseshoe
9) Ponyville Hospital's waiting room
10) Completely Contained Comestibles

[Dawn Flower]

1. Sunburst
2. Starlight Glimmer
3. Desk Fan
4. Explode
5. Beautiful
6. Canterlot
7. 10
8. Magic Surge
9. Class Room
10. Ferociously Fiery Fiendish Phoenix (Does this count?)

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

1) Discord
2) Daring Do
3) Discord's embarrassing underwear
4) cook
5) infinite
6) an empty void
7) i (as in, "i", the imaginary number)
8) Tree of Harmony
9) Discord's bathroom
10) dreadful discombobulated deity

[TwilightDash12]

1. Celestia
2. Minuette
3. Deodorant
4. Break
5. Hard
6. The Crystal Palace
7. 100,000
8. Striped sock
9. Bedroom
10. ponies playing ping pong

[JumpingShinyFrogs]

1) Starlight Glimmer
2) Princess Luna
3) A painting
4) Stagger
5) Iridescent
6) Canterlot
7) 255
8) The Alicorn Amulet
9) Throne Room
10) A creepy cackling cockatrice

[Briarpelt]

1) Gummy
2) Princess Luna
3) Palm frond
4) Claw (as in, my cat clawed me today)
5) Inconceivable
6) The Chaos Dimension (as in, where Discord lives)
7) Infinity
8) A magical plaster chip
9) Ms. Harshwhinny's office
10) Twisted tall-tale of towering, transdimensional tails

(This is going to be interesting, no matter what is chosen! I'll be on the lookout for the story!)

[Fana Farouche]

1) Apple Bloom
2) Muriel/Mooriel - one of the cows from Applebuck Season (S1 E4)
3) Snake plushie
4) Fleeing
5) Terrified
6) The Everfree forest
7) 3
8) An enormous wheel of cheese
9) A cave
10) Lonely Lachrymose Lactic Lady

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This is going to be interesting, no matter what is chosen! I'll be on the lookout for the story!

Seconded.

[totallynotabrony]

Nothing like a little outsourcing to help do the job. I wish I'd thought of this.

1) Primary Character: Lightning Dust
2) Secondary Character: Moon Dancer
3) Object: twilicane
4) Verb: boogie
5) Adjective: encrusted
6) Place: Whitetail Wood
7) Number: about a dozen
8) Mcguffin: A mysterious tree that only produces acorns every other year. In alternate years, something unexpected happens.
9) Room: an ISO 1 clean room
10) a boatload of bothersome books

[Votederpycausemufins]

wanted to do another:

Pinkie Pie
Twist
flowers
hide
colorful
ponyville
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170.....
the 4th wall
sugarcube coner basement (pinkie's party planning room)
priceless perfect painting

[WezaQ]

1) Rainbow Dash
2) Scootaloo
3) Feather
4) Soar
5) Incandescent
6) Las Pegasus
7) tau, e, or pi? (if not, 32)
8) Invitation
9) Foyer
10) Perky Pegasi Preening Plumage Proudly

1) Big Mac
2) Trixie
3) Poison Joke
4) Waddle
5) Smarmy
6) Everfree Forest
7) 4
8) Love Letter
9) Clearing? Outside? (or Cave)
10) Tough Times Turned Truly Tortuous

[Sigmacipher]

1) Fausticorn

2) Zecora

3) A head of lettuce

4) borrow

5) Holy

6) Badlands

7) 9,001

8) Poison Joke

9) Basement

10) Greater Googly Giant God Gilgamesh

[Themaskedferret]

I'm game.

1) Primary Character: Twist

2) Secondary Character: Steven Magnet

3) Object: Cheesecake

4) Verb: Blow

5) Adjective: Shiny

6) Place: Appleoosa

7) Number: 64.5

8) Mcguffin: Mane Conditioner

9) Room: Secret Lab

10) 3-5 Word Alliteration: Glimmering gallimimus galleons gallumph greasily.

[LucyHorseThing]

1) Pinkie Pie
2) Noteworthy
3) Toaster
4) Bounce
5) Smelly
6) Appleloosa
7) 21
8) Scissors
9) Home Theater
10) Flailing For Flabby French Fries

[Andy Soshal]

1) Primary Character: Twilight Sparkle
2) Secondary Character: Cadance
3) Object: Doll
4) Verb: Studying
5) Adjective: Busy
6) Place: Canterlot Castle
7) Number: 4
8) Mcguffin: New Job
9) Room: Twilight's Tower
10) Perpetually Present Puppet Pal

[Andy Soshal]

1) Primary Character: Applejack
2) Secondary Character: Granny Smith
3) Object: Cider
4) Verb: Advise
5) Adjective: Jealous
6) Place: Sweet Apple Acres
7) Number: 4
8) Mcguffin: Album
9) Room: Kitchen
10) Betrothed Big Brother Bothers Balance

[Andy Soshal]

1) Primary Character: Princess Celestia
2) Secondary Character: Cherry Jubilee
3) Object: Letter
4) Verb: Sigh
5) Adjective: Regretful
6) Place: Appleloosa
7) Number: 13,496 and 3/4 (give or take .09)
8) Mcguffin: Cherry Pie
9) Room: Outdoors
10) Sad Sack Sovereign Seeks Solace

[Fana Farouche]

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I feel obliged to say that I thumbed-up your entry for the second one, 'cos let's be honest, that thing pretty much writes itself.

[Vic Fontaine]

1) Primary Character = Countess Coloratura/Rara
2) Secondary Character = Vinyl Scratch
3) Object = tab
4) Verb = walk
5) Adjective = anonymous
6) Place = Neigh Orleans
7) Number = 20
8) Mcguffin = questions
9) Room = bar
10) 3-5 Word Alliteration = wandering walking wondering wishing

[Skye Mist]

1) Primary Character: Skye Mist (my OC, not me >&<)
2) Secondary Character: Queen Chrysalis
3) Object: Crown
4) Verb: Intimidate
5) Adjective: Fearful
6) Place: Crystal Empire
7) Number: 2
8) Mcguffin: Crystal Heart
9) Room: Crystal Palace Throne Room
10) 3-5 Word Alliteration: a fiendish, feared foe
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1) Primary Character: Queen Chrysalis
2) Secondary Character: Princess Cadance
3) Object: Mirror
4) Verb: Fear
5) Adjective: Desperate
6) Place: Canterlot
7) Number: 20
8) Mcguffin: Spell
9) Room: Canterlot Throne Room
10) 3-5 Word Alliteration: a crippled, crying castoff
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1) Primary Character: Discord
2) Secondary Character: Twilight Sparkle
3) Object: Locket
4) Verb: Prank
5) Adjective: Convincing
6) Place: Twilight's Crystal Castle
7) Number: 7
8) Mcguffin: A Book
9) Room: Cutie Map Room
10) 3-5 Word Alliteration: a sly, sneaky spirit

[NoraValkyrie]

1. Sunset Shimmer
2. Zecora
3. Cookbook
4. Mentor
5. Angry
6. Sugarcube Corner
7. 2
8. Journal
9. Pinkie Pie's secret party planning cave
10. Creative colour colliding crafts

[Tsuguri]

Sounds interesting.

1) Nyx

2) Queen Chrysalis

3) Candy

4) Give

5) Sweet

6) Sugar Cube Corner

7) 42

8) Muffin

9) Dining Room

10) Super Secret Squirrel Supplanted Subtly

[Briarpelt]

1) Primary Character: Fancy Pants
2) Secondary Character: Discord
3) Object: velocipede
4) Verb: refine, or reform
5) Adjective: dignified (but gentlecoltlike works as well)
6) Place: Canterlot
7) Number: two
8) Mcguffin: a Chaos Marble, belonging to Discord, that he doesn't want anyone to know about
9) Room: Fancy Pants' parlour
10) 3-5 Word Alliteration: particular proper protocol

I might just write this myself, now that I have the idea...

[WezaQ]

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Inorite?
If it's not used I may do something with it. We'll see...

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

1) the Changeling hive-mind
2) the Tree of Harmony
3) strong hard-cider (or just "delicious apple cider" if that isn't "PG" enough)
4) argue
5) peaceful
6) the Dreamscape
7) Googolplex ( = 10 ^ (10 ^ 100) )
8) the statue of Discord
9) bar (as in: an 'x' and a 'y' go into a bar)
10) patchy potentially perilous pluralistic partnership

...I was very tempted to swap 3 and 8, I'm sure that'd make a completely different story.

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

1) Sunset Shimmer
2) Human Rainbow Dash
3) motocross motorcycle
4) back-flip
5) monstrous
6) Everfree Forest (in Equestria)
7) -1
8) Rift in the fabric of space
9) Principal Celestia's office
10) magically messed-up motocross motorcycle match

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

1) Nyx
2) "Woona"
3) old photo-album
4) hug
5) accidental
6) Castle of the Two Sisters
7) 5
8) Starswirl's time-spell
9) Cutie Mark Crusader Clubhouse
10) ‎adorable achronological alfalfa-avoiding adventure

....Awww, that was my 5th one. :(

This was a lot of fun! I don't even care (that much) about "winning", I just wanna see what weird nonsense comes out when you put the words in the placeholder-sentence.

[punzil504]

1) Beauty Brass
2) Countess Coloratura
3) Sousaphone
4) Illuminate
5) Scintillating
6) Goldie Delicious' cabin
7) 42
8) Signed Contract
9) Auditorium
10) extremely exotic exoskeleton excavators

[Smiling Armor]

1) Rarity
2) Nyx
3) a diary
4) being busy
5) encrypted
6) Solar Empire
7) 五
8) a USB flash drive
9) nopony knows what exactly that place is
10) strangely similar safeguards

[Smiling Armor]

1) Pen Stroke
2) Batty Gloom
3) SS&E's fanfiction
4) compete
5) verbose
6) Canterlot Library
7) Infinite
8) Celestia's Stamp of Approval
9) open space
10) completely combatless competition

[Pen Stroke]

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Congratulations, your submissions were selected for this Mad-Lib event. You can read the resulting story snippets in the Mad-Libs story collection.

[Briarpelt]

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[Skeeter The Lurker]

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Hah, how's about that?

Can't wait for the fun to be published, chief!

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Pen Stroke]

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It is published.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

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Sheee... That's what I get for checking the comment and meta notifications before the feed notifications...

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Ultra-the-HedgeToaster]

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Btw, PenStroke, remember this entry? 3787921

I never could get that image out of my head... until recently, here it is:
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Imagine the paradoxes these three would get up to.