I don't think it's completely ready, though. As always, I haven't really done much editing yet, and I'm a little on the tired side. Been taking care of my baby while I've been writing, so there's that. He's such a quiet kid, though. Only really fusses when he's hungry or getting changed.

That being said, it would be a huge help if you guys took a look at it, as I'm most likely going to miss something. Thanks a ton in advance! I really appreciate your input!

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I love Kirbo and not the Kirbo from that one YouTube channel that makes him Christian for a joke and uses his the name Kirbo to not be copyrighted.
NO! I mean the Real Kirbo also known as evil Kirby, dark Kirby, the Kirbinator, world evilest vacuum, or his true title KIRBO THE GODKILLER!!

No matter what you call him here are my favorite Kirbo quotes:

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Alright, fine...

You monsters.

I'll keep writing it.

....

But only because I like AU Twilight and Celestia's chemistry. And thought of a bunch of ideas involving them.

So now it's incomplete, and it has a Twilight Sparkle tag.

Can't promise it's gonna be entirely what you people are expecting though.

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Whenever I'm working on a multi-chapter story and make a significant amount of progress (500+ words) on the current chapter, I'll let you guys know.

and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

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Top o' the mornin to ya laddies!

Shite I need to stop.

After a very, very good night sleep I woke up to more support, more jokes, and generally people being their filthy selves on my equally filthy story. All in all a good day to wake up.

Of course then I get a message notification (which is rare) and I'm greeted with this delightful gem of knowledge.

Oh boy.

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To all of you:

Happy Lovebutt Day

Very weird, but SFW. Unless your work has something against absurdism and clay

I was just pondering the foundational principles of the universe, as I often do... and had myself a little epiphany.

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[11:19:01 AM] TGM: pls no, they have done nothing wrong
[11:19:05 AM] TGM: they are young and innocent
[11:19:17 AM] Majin Syeekoh: Then they're perfect to abuse
[11:19:42 AM] Majin Syeekoh: Nothing like the young and innocent to corrupt

What a monster

I've had a fever for three days. Papi put a stephoscope on my back and he said my left lung sounds weird. Makes sense since it hurts to take deep breaths on that side. He's taking me to the doctor to see if I have pneumonia. Try your best to stay healthy. Oh, and if you are sick, drink lemonade. I found some mint lemonade in the fridge and it was divine. It made me feel less shitty.

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Ta-da!

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I’m not sure why I think this way, but it makes me laugh anyway.

I guess my fanfiction really is: "NUMBER ONE".

HE WAS A SHITPOSTER SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY

Dear brethren, esteemed sosteren, you may have been plagued these past few months, or even longer, with the sense that something has been missing from your life. Something vital; something essential. Well. I'm here this evening to tell you that your yearning is nearing an end. For behold, a new chapter has blossomed on Super Trampoline's epic saga of victory! !!!!!!!!!

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[12/17/2016 11:54:48 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: you should eat a bagel
[12/17/2016 11:57:35 PM] TGM: I'll eat your bagel
[12/17/2016 11:57:44 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: that's theft
[12/17/2016 11:57:50 PM] TGM: too bad
[12/17/2016 11:57:58 PM] *** TGM commits grand theft bagel ***
[12/17/2016 11:58:03 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: nooooo

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The next chapter of Ponyville Bachelor Auction is complete! Only took a few months, but hey its finally done! It has to go through a few edits first, but I hope to have it up this week! So sorry for how long it has taken, I have been going through some personal troubles but inspiration hit me like a freight train today and I got it done!

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