Happy Bagelmas, everyone · 5:02am Dec 18th, 2016
[12/17/2016 11:54:48 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: you should eat a bagel
[12/17/2016 11:57:35 PM] TGM: I'll eat your bagel
[12/17/2016 11:57:44 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: that's theft
[12/17/2016 11:57:50 PM] TGM: too bad
[12/17/2016 11:57:58 PM] *** TGM commits grand theft bagel ***
[12/17/2016 11:58:03 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: nooooo
[12/17/2016 11:58:12 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: I was going to eat that for bagelmas
[12/17/2016 11:58:25 PM] TGM: There's no such thing!
[12/17/2016 11:58:30 PM] TGM: Bagelclaus doesn't exist
[12/17/2016 11:58:31 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: not anymore
[12/17/2016 11:58:41 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: NOW THAT YOU ATE MY BAGELMAS DINNER
[12/17/2016 11:58:57 PM] TGM: I don't think an entire holiday an be determined by what you eat
[12/17/2016 11:59:06 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: BAGELMAS IS
Bagelmas is totally a thing.
Lllllliiiiieeeeeessssss.
4344231 I know one when I see one.
[12/17/2016 11:59:06 PM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: BAGELMAS IS
[12/17/2016 11:59:55 PM] RaineV1: I was going to eat that for bagelmasBagelmas, the movie about a jewish bagel salesman saving Christmas.
[12:04:26 AM] Kamikadere: With bagels
[12:04:39 AM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/699291/happy-bagelmas-everyone
[12:05:03 AM] TGM: fucking goddamnit, syeekoh
[12:05:16 AM] TGM: quit making skype shenanigans public to over a thousand people
[12:05:39 AM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: I don't think half of them are even active tbh
[12:05:52 AM] Kamikadere: Like, we ran out of cookies for Santa so he won't deliver presents. Until a jewish man steps up and says "What if we give him bagels, maybe? Also an apology would be nice for all the antisemitism"
[12:07:58 AM | Edited 12:08:02 AM] Majin Syeekoh, Expert Changeling Biologist: and santa goes ,"Ho-ho-no. But thanks for the bagels."
[12:08:07 AM] RaineV1: Could be that he's this amazing bagel maker. Like people come to that part of NY/NJ just for his famous bagels. And now he has to use them to raise money for some orphans during christmas or whatever.
Wait. So, am I wrong to leave out a plate of bagels and a mug of coffee for Bagelclaus? Does Bagelclaus care what flavor bagel he gets? Should I get salty and complain to the media if the random cashier at the big-box store doesn't wish me a Happy Bagelmas?
Is it bad that I thought this conversation is funny as hell?
4344254 You should complain to the President and the President-Elect on Twitter if the cashier doesn't wish you a Happy Bagelmas
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Don't lie to yourself, Begaclaus doesn't exist. it's just Syeekoh who sneaks into your house and eats all your bagels.
I demand Bagelmas!
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4344254 HE LIES
HE IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT THINGS
Btw where do you keep your bagels
4344281 Bagelmas exists in the heart of those who believe in it.
Spread the word of Bagelmas, and it will come to pass.
4344235 Liiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss.
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I sense a story coming up.
4344317 I haven't the slightest what you're talking about.
4344279 As a baker, I can confirm that Bagelclaus does exist. And he's an ass hole.
Every day is Bagelmas if you hold it in your heart. And stomach.
Should we change the Santa hats to bagels?
Bah! Humbug! English Muffins are the ONE TRUE breakfast bread product.
4344912 You besmirch the good name of Bagelmas