So, I decided to participate in the Incest is Wincest Double Trouble contest, and gave two submissions to Shakespearicles' contest.
The first one can be found here:
The second one can be found here:
Enjoy!
Oh ho ho, long have I waited to rip and tear -apt words- this one to shreds. Trouble is, it’s so catastrophically, mind-blowingly bad I’ve never been able to figure out just how to do it really. Then Vertigo came along with his wiseass ways, and that provided me my answer. I’ll be the straight man, the professional reviewer, while he gets to snark at the story and provide commentary. Ready or even if you’re not, here we go.
Okay, so… Yes, back to reviewing this piece of crap.
Thanks so much for all the views, I didn't know that many others would want to read the crap that I write, but I guess I'm not as ####ty as I think I am.
Hope to write more!
~Paul (Derpysasuke)
Cracks knuckles Okay, haven't done one of these in a while. Okay, I should amend the above title to possible new story ideas, as there's a very good possibility one, or both of these will never get written. Okay, the first idea, and this is the more thought out one, it's a tokusatsu story. You have been warned.
Anyways, first story. It's called: Ponyville Noire: Fang and Nazca (W-B-X ~W-Boiled Extreme~)
(Working title, I might add ^)
That's right! These chapters have been in the making for quite a while (particularly 14) but they are finally done. Once the prereader has his input put in, they'll be out for the masses!
This is going to be big! These two chapters are the finale of the second act. Chapter 14 is the dinner between the Court of the Mouse King and Princess Twilight Sparkle that has been established in chapter 7.
Chapter 15? Well, I won't tell you much, just that chapter 15 will be revealing.
I have mostly good news about Equestria Mystery Dungeon. It did better than expected, not only featuring but for a short time reaching first place on the strength of its ratio. Not quite the dominant triumph of Dibs on My Sister last year but for an incomplete story about Pokémon, I take what I can get. I'm glad that people really seemed to enjoy my story.
New story is up now, the one ya'll been waiting for! Give it a read and let me know what you think! As for what's next, well...we'll just have to see! Not much time left until G5 appears, so we'll see what comes our way. Until then, enjoy yourselves!
-Steel Quill
Hello again,
I just wanted to say that the New England Patriots are not cheaters. No I'm not a fan, but y'all need to hush about this cheating nonsense. Also, Pinkie Pie is very hard to masturbate to. Due to her funk, my boner goes flat. It gets hard when she's in any type of pain.
Worst Regards, King Hate.
Okay, I’m a cute sort of guy. By that, I mean I’m willing to write cute little things. Just ask Strat, or anyone else who’s seen some of the one-shots I do. So, by that logic, I think I’d be perfect to review this particular story.
Do I need to say more??? If you like my pre-reformed Starlight, Together Alone is your cup of tea.
Edit: Updated The Enforceverse timeline to include the story.
Edit: Split in two halves. Second half Aug 8th or 9th.
Within the Changeling Hive, a single, wry voice echoed from a familiar room, while hushed voices whispered outside it.
"Ow! Zenex, you're on my tail!"
"S-Sorry..."
"Guys, shush, I can't hear-"
"I still don't think this is a good idea, it's an invasion of privacy-"
"Papa, hush."
"Wait, guys, I think they're doing it again, shh!"
I still don't have GlimGlam book. 
Finished reading Princess Cadance book, but I don't feel like reviewing it just yet. As further irrational punishment, Discord book has been pushed forward to the previous week!
This Rainbow Dash book is a weird book, so I'm going to review it in a weird way. The next part below the break is going to seem completely unrelated. And it is. But trust me on this. I'd never leave Ponyville hanging. 
Work has begun on a new story within the Born of Rage Saga; "Born of Rage: Underworld".
So the planets have aligned and I’ve managed to finish chapters for both New Horizons and Dreamers (Do Ponies on Earth Have Magic Dreams?). I enjoyed writing both chapters, and I can’t wait to get them out tomorrow. New Horizons will probably wind up back on hiatus so I can better plot out the next leg of the story, and that means that Stardust will likely re enter the update cycle. I don’t have any idea on when that’ll be out, but I’m overly optimistically hoping for a late September Release,
Haha! Since I am such a loving and awesome King, I have decided to award you all, with a double update! This is also for helping me reach 100 watchers, for sticking by my side, and generally being awesome people!
I hope you enjoy!
So, Permutator made a blog post explaining he's giving up a chance to post something on 2/29 because he gets more hits if he posts at 0800PST. And so I decided to spin up a theory on why that might be instead of sleeping.
And now I'm immortalizing my rambling here for future reference.
>>3785659
0800PST? Now why would that be?
That's 1100 EST ... hmmm. Lunch. Its gotta be lunch.
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