You Never Saw This · 1:39am Dec 9th, 2021

Within the Changeling Hive, a single, wry voice echoed from a familiar room, while hushed voices whispered outside it.

"Ow! Zenex, you're on my tail!"

"S-Sorry..."

"Guys, shush, I can't hear-"

"I still don't think this is a good idea, it's an invasion of privacy-"

"Papa, hush."

"Wait, guys, I think they're doing it again, shh!"

Multiple ears and muzzles pressed themselves against the wall and door as they listened in, snickering and giggling all the while.

"Oh hey-hey! D, what have we talked about?!"

"Ugh, I know, I know, don't pretend to be Adora, but really, Kitten, can't blame an artiste from trying. Now, what do you think of this new hairstyle? I'm going for a more coiffed style and, well, you're the go-to-gal. Love the new styles you're trying with that cut Horde Prime gave you. Let me be the first to tell you, absolute fire. Unless your Adorable girlfriend beat me to it? Get it?"

"Don't do that."

The listening creatures stared at each other in confusion.

"...Is anyone else lost?"

"Very. You recognize it, Thistle?"

"Nope. Anyone?"

*Grinning madly* "I don't believe it..."

"Don' 'lieve wha'?"

"Nevermind that, shh, before they hear us!"

"Aww, what's the matter, Wildcat? Don't like my purrfect puns?"

"D, I swear-"

"Ooh, yes! Tell me all the naughty words, I didn't take you for such a bad kitty~"

"Ragh! Why are you like this?"

"Because it's literally in my job description, see? DT, mercenary, artiste, and Level 1 Annoyer extraordinaire. I may also enjoy getting such a rise out of you, everyone loves it so much when you get mad, you turn into a walking fuzzball! I had to save some of it for myself!"

"D, I'm gonna kill you!"

"You'll have to catch me first kitten!"

"Just...get a little...closer..."

"Zen, no-!"

That was when the door swung open, and four nymphs-two reformed two unreformed-collapsed down in the doorway. Everyone who had been listening froze as they saw a strange, humanoid creature with lizard green skin, black markings, and snake eyes. Flames of magic surrounded the creature, and Pharynx stood in its' place.

"...How long have you been-?"

"Pharyyyy, you never told me you liked She-Ra too! You have to watch it with me and Celly!"

"Uncle Pharynx, how come you like talkin' t'yourself so much?"

"...You guys never saw this."

"That can be arranged...but it'll cost ya, Papa Pharynx."

"Oh come on-Venom stop laughing-!