So, I think it's clear that I'm not going to pull an entire half of a story out of nowhere before the night is over. Which is fifteen minutes away.

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Yo.

I'm back... kinda.

I mainly came back because I was interested in making chapters for MLPokemon. It's the most fun and the easiest one to pick up and continue again out of all my others. I've got some ideas for it moving forward. I did make a preview for a future chapter a few years ago, but as it is I'll either scrap that chapter or rewrite it completely.

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Talk

We love to talk about things we’re in the process of trying to bring to life. Discussing it makes it more of a solid entity in your mind, makes it feel more like a thing that exists in the real world.

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Which also happens to be the most ratings I've ever received on both my main account and Breathtaking Carnality. Glad I made you simpletons horny!

If you wanna help me come up with ideas for what to write next, then check out this blog. I currently have my mind set on a bonus chapter for Pool's Closed, but I honestly prefer working on new stuff.

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“Has it seemed quiet around here lately?” Rarity asked.

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All Good Things…

31st May 2020

Hello, Chaps and Chapettes,

Here’s my first true attempt at writing a blog, or any kind of a diary of sorts. It’s bound to go wrong, but it is my hope that it doesn’t. If I hope hard enough, it might stick around for at least a month, right?

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Bad news out of the way first: I'm not going to be contributing a story to the Ancestral Tribute contest. This isn't to say that I didn't have one in the works - It's got 3k words put into it, as well as a completed structure. But after recent events, which for the sake of personal privacy I don't feel like elaborating on, I no longer feel comfortable with continuing it. Maybe I'll work on it at some point in the future, maybe I won't. If nothing else, though, I'm not going to delete it

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Hi, do you like filthy amounts of wholesomeness? Do you like things that are also all my fault? Well, boy have I got the story for you!

ENamesake

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Luster Dawn has just been made Princess Twilight's Sparkle's student. The weight and stress of this responsibility weighs down heavy on the young filly. Fortunately, her mother is there to help her shoulder it.

• Twilight
• OC
• Cozy Glow
• Luster Dawn

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[PROTIP: Please note that the hyperbolic tone of this post is for comedic effect. While I certainly don’t think Fall of Equestria is in any way worth defending, I also think it is largely beneath my notice and not worth getting all up in arms over.]

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The Elements begin to crack as they are put under strain never before seen—a direct attack backed by the full might of Daybreaker herself. The Element of Magic is the first to shatter, but in doing so unleashes a torrential burst of magic, triggering the other elements all at once and striking Daybreaker.
Y'all know I pulled a little sneaky on ya.

So yay, finally an update. Once again thank you to the amazing Flutterpriest and Admiral Biscuit, for not killing each other in this chapter, or the next one for that matter. Now, onto some... things.

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Yesterday, I lamented about not seeing my best friend often enough, and I found a fugly spider on the ceiling. Today, we hung out and it was fucking awesome! After that, I went home and when my mom looked for her credit card bill, I found my old iPod! Then I deleted all that old weeaboo shit and put some good ole OFWGKTA on there! My brother is coming home tomorrow, so he can teach me how to put my CD's on there! I found the speaker/charger for my iPod, but couldn't find the

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Zoey groaned. How many more times was she going to wake up like this? Even with her eyes closed, she could sense the bright light around them.

…Wait. Light.

“Lisa?” she turned her head, opening an eye. Her voice was still hoarse from the screaming.

No Lisa.

Zoey shot up with a heave, propping herself up with an arm against the grass beneath her.

Grass?

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