... though not for lack of trying. In between a layoff and a vacation at my new job, I've been working the work of three people. (At least I've been earning double paychecks due to all the OT.) The death march hopefully should ease up this week.

As a reminder that I'm still around, new story in the morning! A minific that started life in one of the Quills & Sofas speedwriting competitions back in like ... mid-August.

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Unique - Arestyr!

Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony

Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!

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Hey again, sorry for the delayed blog post. I release so many chapters, its hard to keep to the energy to write these. I knew you must be tired of hearing these dumb excuses. Anyway, Chapter 10 marks the end of Forbidden Symphony! I feel I may have made a few missteps while writing it, but overall I am very happy with it. I feel I have really improved as a writer since the early days. I won't spoil what happens, and I hope you enjoy it.

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hi! sorry i haven't made one of these in a bit, but in the mess of life, i've once again washed up on the shores of fimfic here to hack up some updates/news/words.

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This happened.

This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.

Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”

Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?

Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore

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...groan in disapproval. (What, you thought this would be an actual threat? I love you guys too much.)

And in other news, the newest installment of the thrilling series featuring Miss Pommel, Sweetie Babs, and Uncle Orange will come next week. They always had those names, don't look at me like that.

Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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I've been a mess for six months due to illness. No COVID-19 symptoms (yet), but I teach, so things are nuts.

Hay there, beautif—OH BUCKING TARTARUS THAT NEEDLE IS ENORMOUS

Let's talk recovery and wolf plans.

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“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

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... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

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Yeah no I'm not kidding. That's, like, a thing. We're discussing high-end literature today.

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I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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