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Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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I like fighting game cutscenes. · 9:44pm Oct 8th, 2015

Unique - Arestyr!

Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony

Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!

Arestyr - Your threats are petty and unconvincing, anthro pony. Exit to the right while I'm in a good mood. I'm about to put on the performance of a lifetime, and every last dirty blooded pony shall have a front row seat for it. You especially.

Unique - Well you better give refunds, because I'm cancelling your show!

Arestyr - So you want to take the spotlight from me, you unsightly abomination?

Unique - Says the former noble who hasn't looked in a mirror lately.

Arestyr - Those words will be the last to roll from your tongue you wretched freak! The world can wait a while longer. First a warm up act, then the final curtain call! En garde, Unique!

Unique - Let's start this show!

Announcer - - One winner only! Round one! Ready? FIGHT!

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Comments ( 4 )

You are so weird.

3453339 Thank you.

But you're not getting a blowjob for that compliment. XD

You can have a poster at half price when it (turns to his bedroom window) F**KING GETS HERE! (turns back to computer screen) So are you doing well tonight, my good sir?

3453514 Wait who said anything about a blowjob?

3453976 Who wasn't asking? XD

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