I like fighting game cutscenes. · 9:44pm Oct 8th, 2015
Unique - Arestyr!
Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony
Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!
Arestyr - Your threats are petty and unconvincing, anthro pony. Exit to the right while I'm in a good mood. I'm about to put on the performance of a lifetime, and every last dirty blooded pony shall have a front row seat for it. You especially.
Unique - Well you better give refunds, because I'm cancelling your show!
Arestyr - So you want to take the spotlight from me, you unsightly abomination?
Unique - Says the former noble who hasn't looked in a mirror lately.
Arestyr - Those words will be the last to roll from your tongue you wretched freak! The world can wait a while longer. First a warm up act, then the final curtain call! En garde, Unique!
Unique - Let's start this show!
Announcer - - One winner only! Round one! Ready? FIGHT!
You are so weird.
3453339 Thank you.
But you're not getting a blowjob for that compliment. XD
You can have a poster at half price when it (turns to his bedroom window) F**KING GETS HERE! (turns back to computer screen) So are you doing well tonight, my good sir?
3453514 Wait who said anything about a blowjob?
3453976 Who wasn't asking? XD