Hello everyone, Noah/Clockwork here.

Sunday went quite well. I went out for coffee with a friend today, and I got to baby-sit my two cousins. 8/10 mental health stability.

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While I'm still waiting for my first fanfic to be officially submitted, I plan on making another fanfic that will explain the early life of the Royal Sisters. It starts out with both Megan Williams and Twilight Sparkle being invited to join both Princesses Celestia and Luna for tea and other pastries. During this, Megan is still curious about alicorns with it still being on her mind ever since she came back to Equestria. Her curiosity leads her to ask the Royal Sisters to tell them their

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Well, its time for my new general reviews, and to showcase what I consider some of the best of the normal My Little Pony community, I'll be reviewing two fics over the next four days.

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I have just read approximately all of the "Humans are Space Orcs"/"Earth is Space Australia" stuff. All of it. There was a lot of it.

Naturally, my brain was like, "how can I connect this to MLP?"

What I came up with:

Ponyville regularly gets attacked by monsters and villains. It's situated on the edge of a forest so dangerous nopony except the most powerful or foolhardy individuals goes in.

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Right, it's been one week since I've published something that has yet to be pubished! =

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Before I talk about what managed to piss me off this time, I wanna clear the air regarding In The Land of The Fuzzy-Wuzzies.

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The new chapter is ready to ready so please go and enjoy it. Thanks to my editors for their help and generally putting up with me.

I often wonder, would shorter chapters let me publish them sooner? What do you think?

Homework when I wrote it had three different endings because I just didn't know how to end it, with a song that I played when writing the no dialogue scene. You know the one and I'll like to share them with all of yours and see which ending you like the one in the story or the ones that didn't make it in. Because the ending you read was ending three so enjoy

Ending One

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Hello All,

A while ago I lost a bet. As a result I've published a controversial fic with the tags 2nd person, human, and is also an AiE (Anon in Equestria)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! :)

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/344482/discord-sets-up-your-date

hahahaha. it's very weird and funny and... uh... suggestive... a-a-aaand, uhhhh, c-con-fusing...
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Oh yeah baby!

Pfft...

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for feeding me and many others a possible headcanon featuring Sunset Shimmer in the Fo:E universe... I am so tempted to write it out and see how I would imagine it right now but I am so busy with many things it's ridiculous! No more new stories please! In case anyone's wondering what I mean, here's a direct comment from the guy or girl involving this picture below me...

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Who wants to play the absolute most fucking offensive game while using discord to talk?

In response to a certain riffer's mock...

I wasn't originally going to do this since (He doesn't care anyway) but I cannot believe so many people are such dodos when it comes to things like this, in my view they could find water if they were fish!

So, Despite the obvious pointless in making this argument (as it won't change people's lousy attitudes) what the hey.

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You read it right, ladies and gents! For this particular story I am allowing you all a chance to have your OCs included in the A-V-W story. First off though, there are a few things I would like to go through, a couple of rules and guidelines. I'm gonna warn you right now, I'm going to become a bit of a dick beyond this point, simply because I don't like drama and I have no tolerance for bullshit. If you're still interested, feel free to read through.

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Can someone please rewrite this story!? https://www.fimfiction.net/story/364158/interrogation

So...apparently, Human Flash(and all of EQG, I guess) are non canon and he and Pony Flash are two separate entries.

....Huh. Okay, then.

This doesn't effect me in any way because:

1. My feels for bot have not changed and will not for some time.

2. I never really cared all that much for MLP's canon(if Hunters wasn't indication of this, just wait. It'll become more apparent in New Captain)

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I noticed my haters are doing a pathetic job of mocking my ENDS OF ENDS 2017, and a very peculiar mock strikes me as odd

They seem to think THERE ARE no differences from ONE thing and ANOTHER.

Most preferably, "There's a difference between LETTING GO and MOVING ON"

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I’m just gonna go ahead and call the sequel to Space Horse “Equestrian Human”, ‘cause it still sticks pretty close to the naming scheme, without sounding too awkward.

You can go fave or whatever it on the deviantart page

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