*In a completely devoid of emotion tone of voice*: Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election: Donald Trump.
(Okay...well, I'll be on Mars if anybody needs me...*goes on the Magic School Bus to Mars*...)
*In a completely devoid of emotion tone of voice*: Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election: Donald Trump.
(Okay...well, I'll be on Mars if anybody needs me...*goes on the Magic School Bus to Mars*...)
I get why people are attracted to both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump, in many ways they are a lot alike. Both are not afraid to speak what they feel needs to be said. Both have defied the odds and come out with great support from various walks of life, but with a center core (for Sanders it’s Millennials and Trump it’s grassroots workers). Both are anti-establishment and have shaken up the political game. Both are honest in their policies and passionate about them such as Sander’s and his
-K. LaCapria- (Snopes.com)
Claim: Ted Nugent called Colin Kaepernick a "chimp" when discussing the President's support for the athlete's protest.
FALSE!!!
Example: [Collected via Facebook, September 2016]
Congratulations to Joe Biden. America and the world is looking a little brighter now that Trump's evil will be stopped...
Still it'll take a while to put things right again, and some of Trump's crimes cannot be amended for (The people he killed)
Rest in Peace Alex Trebek.
I first knew him on the game CLASSIC CONCENTRATION... then came Jeopardy. (I wonder who's going to host it now)
I even borrowed Alex's voice for a vid I made...
It has come to my attention that some people on this site don't understand how the internet works, at least here in the US of A. Those of you who stumble upon this blog who aren't from the US are invited to stick around and maybe learn something. Maybe you won't. Maybe you already know all of this. Or maybe you will read this and deny and disagree with what I'm trying to say. That is your own business, and for those of you who are US Citizens, it is also your Right as protected by the
CERTIFIED FRESH! Southside with You looks back on a fateful real-life date with strong performances and engaging dialogue, adding up to a romance that makes for a pretty good date movie in its own right.
- Rotten Tomatoes
Last night the results:
Trump won Florida, Illinois, and North Carolina.
Kasich won Ohio, but that's not really a surprise.
Rubio is out, not a surprise since he lost his state.
Clinton won Florida, Ohio, Illinois, and North Carolina.
While nothing "official" due to the close numbers, Trump and Clinton seem to have won Missouri, but a recount can be requested by Cruz and Sanders due to a voting law in the state.
To all those lost souls who may have randomly stumbled on this page for some unknown reason.
In the coming weeks I may finally post some pony stories! Don't get hyped, though, as they will most likely be some silly, cloppy oneshots of questionable comedic value, and their sole reason of existence would be to pave a path for my more serious planned works.
Please let this be fake, please God make this fake! These idiots support the repeal of the Bill of Rights and they think, honestly think it's a good idea?
Trevor and The Best F#@king News Team take a terrifying look into the year 2020 to find out what America could look like if Donald Trump is elected president.
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I HAVE BEGUN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
BEHOLD MY ELECTION CABINET MEMBERS!
VICE PRESIDENT FUU-MAN CHU!
SECRETARY OF STATE JOFFREY
JIMMY KIMMEL, ABC-TV Host: "Being President is a tough job. It’s one of the only jobs where you get a new approval rating every day. Now that we have this thing called social media, the President gets hundreds of judgments every hour of every day, many of them unpleasant. For the second time, President Obama has agreed to read them for our second-ever Presidential Edition of #MeanTweets."
I posted a new flashfic for the Pride-themed Flashfic contest. It's called Pride Included:
It tackles an issue important enough that I am tempted to expand it into a short story at some point.