Jun
24th
2016
TRUMPERT · 4:14pm Jun 24th, 2016
My name is Trumpert. I have decided to run for President of the United States. I’ve really bad hair and have a double chin. I’m wearing a baseball cap and a navy blue suit. I am about 70 years old right now. I’ve been my favorite person in the whole wide world ever since the 1980s! My really bad hair is orange and is combed over. I’m a very loud, boisterous man who verbally threatens people and calls them names. I HATE ETHNIC GROUPS! At one point I saw a black guy in the audience and said,
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